Show Monster terrorizes upper floor of Union building A monster is It isn't John editor of the From its lair in room on the top floor of the Union the Frankenstein creature sends-out tentacles touching every aspect of our university life and whiles away time by engaging itself in the gory task of splitting Asking for homage in sweat and the Daily Utah Chronicle is a metaphorically monstrous beast with a horrendous Abetted by a popular tradition against white spaces on newsprint except as representative of university thought in the That's My Opinion the Chronicle requires that its insatiable desires be daily stoked with reams of typewritten detailing the life and activities on the University of Utah A corps of editors and writers sacrifices its afternoons and evenings to the From noon until as late five days a practically under whiplash the daily staffs and the senior editors sweat out each issue in their Union building offices and Siberian wastes of the Century press composing And daily with the regularity of a baby on the monster gulps the copy into its its hunger never its thirst for stories never Then each the news and views are regurgitated into splotches and dots of ink on And daily staffers go through the same process fervently hoping that someone will come to their aid and help to take the torture out of publishing the The anguish in their hearts is well illustrated by the action of the who was overheard pleadingly attempting to lure an L. D. S. apostle's daughter down to Century press for spree of reading galley and page For the well-being of the editor-in-chief and his it is indeed fortunate that there are no intervening state lines between the campus and the not only for the sake of the editors' but also- for the sake of their police blotter it is to be hoped that orce-ments will arrive so that the Chronicle monster can be mastered and put to bed without forcing the staff to sweat quite so much In the any individuals who wish to investigate the Frankenstein creation and its slaves are very welcome at Union Should they or the Humane society want to stay and aid in a proletarian revolution against a despotic the editors will find places for them in the insurrectionary Those who wish to join the fight but who haven't the time to become full recruits are invited to throw away their neutral status whether their intended output be article a a week or a until the arrival of reinforcements allows a declaration of the staffers will daily the monster that holds them enslaved metaphorically that is Martin |