Show me with Cook Girls stink claims Dry By Marty Siegfried Cook the school year's last issue of The Chronicle will be to the maintenance of the feminine of the last Though the paper of tomorrow is known as the women's reports indicate that a main topic of discussion will be and their This rumored topic selection is ably a result of the suffragette complexes of the staff j Evidently unhappy over their these Am- these virulent seem to be campaigning for an evolutionary retrogression to the neuter to the time when males were absolutely If such is- the motive for the women's the only possible pertinent advice would be to invite the to take a psychiatrist's After the girls' have no reason for Proof that they are the stronger of the species can be found in reading comparative mortality statistics and in breathing deeply through the nose the latter phenomenon through the cooperation of Of what with the development of scents for men the frequency of hot workouts in masculinity is becoming more and more surrounded with a nose-twitching but still the devotees of Elizabeth Arden and Helena have the To this olfactory add other brands of commercial allurements and add natural feminine prepare yourself to witness June weddings and to discover further proof of womanly a dominance detailed in the society sections of the downtown Turn to those sections and you will maintain the incipiency of the Tarzan-calls in their throats while figuratively placing a foot on a bridegroom's The harrowing nature of such scenes is not lessened when one that the males involved actually asked for the privilege of enduring the marriage ceremony in words which if properly interpreted from the plaintive will you please stand on my in view of the preceding I'm standing by the contention that the coeds hold practically all of the cards and have no valid reason for bewailing their Since a timely tear drop rusts the masculine instinct for single since an embracing arm can easily be utilized for a strangle men just don't have a Considering the alarming incidence of more and more of them are beginning to realize this Up to this essay with only considered the of animal the editorial staff members of the women's edition are more ardently feminists than ardently inclined toward If that be the staffers still hold the upper Instead of a marriage license right to bed and board for they will find opportunity for sadistic gratification by refusing the men throwing themselves at their dainty or the coeds at the U or U are wonderfully contrived and wonderfully contriving Their attributes really merit use of the adjective outstanding and are an invitation to masculine Their activities' leading to the women's edition are on invitation to uncivil verbal war merit but rather will be received by the men with a feeling of Christian especially since counter attacks are impossible because of the temporary cessation of Chronicle publication after we men await the coed with only the girls' sense of propriety left to guard Tomorrow will no doubt give us reasons why the women's edition of The Chronicle could not appropriately be termed the ladies' But girls will be feminine editorials will be Carrie Nations and I'll probably be t i J 4 |