Show with Cook if some for I gripes Martin Luther By David Martin Cook r Sex has not reared its ugly head but hag I given me practically a complete lesson in an- 1 i For further details consult practically any j girl on the i y I am writing of the current crop of sum- I mer dresses and wish to register a My 1 f normal proclivities for procrastination have been No longer do I but un- I neither do I study anything except summer dresses and their Of course dresses make very pleasant subjects I and the contents make even better but un- I fortunately the main object of my endeavors should be clothed in book covers rather than in f strategically displaced Of some- I times the material within a book cover is Many an has been banned in but then many an expose on the Ute campus needs to be 4 For the preservation of efficient scholarly study for the prevention of undue of masculine time and for the control of feminine exposure to the dangers of Dean Austin should immediately institute measures for a reintroduction of the choke Such a move will generally result in improved I grades for all male students with 2020 vision I except those pursuing anatomical subjects in or out the Zoology Such a move will result in a general lessening of eye strain The question at hand rather in does Kj not involve a conflict between the Dior and a approach to feminine styles but rather f involves swathing the coeds in a happy medium attire which will promote male morale and morals J at the same Any other dress excludes one or the other of these I What girls need is costuming which has the supreme gift of not disclosing After moths are attracted to shaded in the second seers of sights I are much more liable to come back when more terrain remains to be not only Dean Austin and exhausted j males but the girls themselves have a vital in-w terest in the reclamation of their Any girl interested in having her summers dress altered without pecuniary cost should mediately report to The Chronicle office where efficient tailors lie in |