Show row 0 01 L ak 1 about 1 twilight of knee pants CANTA ANTA MONICA CALIF r S since our diplomatic group must shed the half portion breeches been wearing at official functions abroad i that means others present will quit mistaking them for footmen and start in again mistaking them for waiters as formerly but the under rigging make so much difference anyhow in the best circles it s the top dressing that counts the gold plated cocked hat the dress coat loaded with bullion the bosom crossed 14 with broad ribbons the lapels and the throat latch so deco rated with medals that alongside one thus costumed sol irvi S cobb omon in all his glory would look absolutely nude end of the holdout season THE HE baseball season start off properly unless a tain tam catastrophe impended before hand every self respecting player who made a hit last year insists on more salary for this year else he 11 never spit in the palm of an other glove this makes him a hold out the manager declares the play er will take offered him and not a cent more this makes him a manager but fear not little one they 11 all be in there when the governor or the mayor or somebody winds up to launch the first game and tosses the ball nearly eighteen feet in the general direction of the continent of north america changing style capitals 0 and not pans paris Is H now the world center for fa fash s h ions it if you can believe hollywood and not pans paris at any rate both for men and women we do originate many style creations s which in the best movie circles frequently make the women look mannish and the men look ef maybe that s the desired effect an old timer wouldn t know about that however there s a new hat out here for masculine wear which fas can chates ates me it is a very woolly hat a nap on it like an old family album and the crown peaks up in a most winsome way and there s a rakish bunch of tail feathers at the back which makes it look as though it might settle down any minute and start laying r think they got the idea for it from the duck billed platypus 0 civilizing ethiopia CONQUERED CONQUERED ethiopians attempt to assassinate their new over lord viceroy graziani nobody is killed but several individuals get 1 bunked up so ane conquerors arrest all na tives of addis ababa in whose huts weapons are found they round up 2 1 suspects out of a total lation of 90 so promptly 1800 1 of thee black prisoners are put to death in batches in former days the firing squads would have worn them selves to a frazzle in a ru rush sh job of this sort but no well who would deny that the machine gun is the crowning achievement of white culture 7 poison gas is also much favored for pacifying rebel lious savages and plane bombing likewise has its advocates I 1 the publics short memory FINANCIER whose exposed de alices vices are as a bad smell in people s nostrils summarily is oust ed from his high place and the shadows swallow up his diminished shape A little time pases and lo 10 in a new setting he bobs up an envied if not an exalted pers personage ge so called exclusive groups welcome him in newspapers quote him on this and that he basks again like ike I 1 some sleek and overfed lizard in the sunshine of folks tolerance yes the admiration of some no evidence that he has repented of his former practices no ign of intent to repay any broken victim of those fiduciary operations the private fortune which he took with him when he quit is still all his and maybe there s the secret of this magical restoration to the fa vor of the multitude IRVIN S CO COBB BB a service |