Show what co bb kat thinks aks v about the peasant candidate TEX to certain HOUSTON candidates dear cans please discourage your campaign strate fists whoever those poor anti qu arians may be who believe you can prove the spartan simplicity of your rugged souls by inviting distinguished visitors to drop in for pot luck with you and the fam ily in the kitchen because dear cans that a old stuff it date dates back to the mcintyre an I 1 heath ileath era of political vaudeville the treat great common people may be common anyhow the orators keep on telling tapin they are but they aren t exactly stu pid merely I 1 because a min has to live in the deep woods doesn doean t ww v mean he bis to think like a wo peel er I 1 contend it its s generally generalli the oti oil er A way ay around with the exception of mr dooley D oley cally all the ing satiric observers national folit fol lle levin irvin 8 cobb of our w sprang from the soil soll and not from the sidewalk if there are any true yokels left their principal center Is new york city and if ever there was a day when americans in mass believed a man could best qualify for the presidency by behaving like a peasant that day has passed odorless cabbage OME experimental genius at cornel cornell S SOME university has bred a non odorous cabbage a thing absolutely guaran teed to remain un while be ing cooked I 1 presume he crossed it with the tuberose now I 1 never protested when they produced a spring onton onion with no after math to it no lingering reminiscence fair enough I 1 said after all why not let bygones be bygones and I 1 shall welcome with glad out cries the evolution of the anti squirt grapefruit and the self opening coconut and grea greatest boon of all the hie congh cough less radish but nut to take away from the sue bulent fried cabbage its only me means ans of self defense seems a cruel thing pe eldes sides how bow in future would a it stranger be able after dark to identify an old fashioned two dollar aday a day american plan hotel once he got inside and saw the 0 gideon ideon bibles and met the resident cockroaches he bed d know of oil course where he was hut but how about approach ing in the night time with no perfume to guide him the courage of texans 9 3 something about texans something om ething different the men who tramped the oregon trail were homesteaders they took their wives with them and plow plows and seed corn the forty biners who went nt td ah california had shovels on the their ir out ders and if you can believe the su sit sannah song banjos on their knees but if it came to a pinch they threw away the banjos first because they were looking for gold but in the beginning those who came to texas car ried rifles and kept their eyes peeled they were looking for trouble and lawsy how abundantly they found it for nobody dreamed then of the incredibly rich and nd fertile empire thia this would be the only prospect was for a fight the wilderness the heritage lives on texans still take a chance A n alve waylaid in me today first he offered to bet a cool million mr hoover would be n nomi bated tien he tried to borrow awen ty both of ns us came out even he ile sayo ave hia his million I 1 kept my twenty the happy warrior grammar IN N TUP calm following the explosion of al at sms 4 over the nt ether you could almost hear the purists murmuring be sure thy syntax will find thee out hut but the purist vote isn t big enough to count for culture a collegiate accent may have it all over the brooklyn brogue but there are more people crossing crosing brooklyn bri brt tee every day thin go through yale or in 10 years governor smith may not pronounce radio the correct way as some critics already have pointed out hut but he talner knows what to do with it when he faces a microphone all grammar aside and why not all grammar aside if leaving it aside keeps 4 simple speech when he be gets through talking there are no missing word contests no guessing games aft afterward emard take it or leave it it you get what he hes s driving at the very foist time in the war wa in th the e papers odran war wars are won w n by the elde side M with the best bt advance agent at least so far as the press notices go tn in the inspired reports sent out from rome one reads that the white inva lers have again routed the oll dismayed after destroying bremen doue dous numbers of the black warrior warriors while casualties on the italian side amounted amonn ted to two infantrymen suffer ing from fallen arches and one by stander painfully kicked by an abbu lane lance mule or statistics to that grat gratt tying effect and next day a postscript trickle trickles out from africa that the vie tory wag was so complete the winner winners only tell fell back about 20 miles IRVIN 8 COBB COBIL CWM service |