Show si what 05 thinks co b b about 1 style styles in n hair tints ANTA MONICA CALIF califa S SANTA theres more news coni concerning i ier ning the mummified rema remain insI of that lovely egyptian princess they found the other day that daughter of some early pharaoh she who died nearly 5 years ago and yet was still sol so beautifully preserved too bad that old recipe of the pharaoh family was lost they did make such good breser preserves v es the last word Is that the littlee lady s hair was dyed a henna color I 1 either news or something has hasl stimulated a sud bud den change in hoi hol I 1 lywood 1 w d fashions just a little while ago about everyl every other potential movie queen Y you 0 U saw was going in f tor 0 r t the h e platinum effect and only too frequently a alas I 1 a 9 the effect was that irvin S cobb of a new tin root roof on a vacant attic now by the great gross the estyl ish ones are going red reddish or redder today within halt half a mile I 1 counted ten redheads and not a white horse in sight to prove the ancient saying waning presidential booms 1 4 7 HAT with cyclones and grods W down south the dally daily press somehow failed to record among our spring casualties the untimely end of the governor talmadge boom poor little thing it passed away at its home in atlanta ga just as it was learning in prattling accents to lisp pa pa 1 still the shock did not catch some of us unawares we had a feeling it wasn gasn t going to live the second summer Is so frequently fatal to those incubator babies for instance you take the hant fish boom or if you didn dian t take it somebody certainly did because it t been seen or even heard of for months and months gridiron club dinners CEI T the obituary column ex nothing could be sadder than the newspaper account of a gridiron club dinner yet gridiron club din ners aim to be satirically amusing and frequently are turning them out must be a tre hard job because they deal with the national political scene and any producer of farces will tell you you cant can t burlesque a burlesque in other words you cant can t be very funny on a subject which al a ready Is so much funnier than any thin thing you can think of and tints what wha t the fellows at ashington W IN are up against 1 this business of trying to be corn com ic Is a serious business anyway es specially pec lally ally since all comedy Is predl bated on distress A fat man fall ing down makes us laugh because he be suffers both in spirit and flesh but if he Is a pallbearer say at a funeral and falls down on his own high hat and maybe breaks up the services well weli now then youve you ve got something that s really tunny funny A definition of comedy could be tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn self chosen landon aids r LANDON must feel v awfully fractional not to say badly scattered what with being levied on by so many comparative strangers all at once every day or two with an altruism rare in this selfish age some gallant volunteer effects himself by acclamation as the governors eastern manager or his western manager or his north western by southa southwestern estern manager or something it makes no difference that he may never have heard of these parties before up to six months ago never heard of him either nes iles like a previously neglected orphan child who suddenly comes into prospects and finds everybody in town trying to adopt him may alay be a better simile would be that of a lone thanksgiving turkey at a ta baleful of hungry boarders with this one snatching the drumstick and that one grabbing the second joint and mr W R hearst clinging with a grip of iron to the wishbone bone ft I 1 0 folly of a parole system perpetrators of the kidnap ting ing case of a few months ago up in the state of washington were 14 both chronic offenders who despite their records had been paroled 1 the fiend who recently committed the most hideous child murder that california has known in years was a convict out on parole the degen erate who has just confessed to murdering that poor defenseless gen tie tle woman in new york the other day was yes you youve ve guessed it he was a convict on parole and all over the union the work of turning loose criminals who have not completed their terms of punish ment indeed in some cases hardly have begun them goes merrily on IRVIN S COBB copyright service J |