| Show QUESTION BOX EDWYNN by ED WYNN the perfect fool dear mr wynn I 1 am a girl nineteen years of age there Is a young man who seems to be madly in love with me but I 1 am not sure I 1 love him he has proposed to me he swears that it if I 1 marry him ha h will treat me like an angel what shall I 1 do yours truly L M answer always beware of the man who calls you an angel or the man who says he will treat yo yoi i like an angel go to any art gallery and look at a painting of an angel you will immediately see all the clothes he intends buying you dear mr wynn I 1 live in an apartment house and there Is a rumor about a married cou con pie in the same building the rumor Is that the husband beats his wife up ev ery morning do you believe this tours yours truly L WONDER answer I 1 know the people you refer to and it Is a fact that the husband beats Ms his wife up every morning he gets up at 6 00 a in and she doesn t get up till 7 00 dear mr wynn I 1 am a scientist at present I 1 am ex perl pert with flies I 1 am trying to solve the big problem of the cen tury that Is should piles flies marry this Is my sixth year on the subject and my greatest difficulty Is to keep the flies over the winter months last winter I 1 put a fly in a cuckoo clock to rest but it woke the fly up every hour and the poor thing died from the lack of sleep can you tell me the best place to keep a fly so it can rest peacefully yours truly WILL U answer nothing in the world ex hepting the discovery of the north pole will be of greater benefit to humanity than the solution of the problem should flies marry I 1 find that the importance of flies Is a subject to think about some folks like flies files others don dont L I 1 know one man who owns a candy cand y store and he likes flies files so much that he has just engaged a blacksmith for his store this blacksmith Is sup posed to shoo the flies on the other hand I 1 hear every day of a man named babe ruth who t like flies at least it appears so as he keeps hitting flies files over the fence now I 1 would like very much to help you so after years of research work I 1 find the best place to keep a fly if you do not want it disturbed at all Is in a scotch mans man s pocketbook 0 the associated newspapers News papera service |
