Show a dy By ED EDWYNN WYNN the perfect fool dear mr air wynn I 1 read in the paper that a man fell from the roof of a ten story building into a wagon filled with soda water bottles the newspaper claimed the man was not hurt if this Is true how do you account for it truly yours I 1 answer TI atiat at could happen especially so if it the soda water bottles were viere filled in this particular case the man v aan t hurt because he lie fell into a wagon full of soft drinks dear mr air I 1 am sure I 1 met the meanest man in the world this man as soon as the cold weather comes around goes down to the railroad tracks and calls out all sorts of vile names at the engi engl as they pass tn in their engines it seems the engineers get angry but they cant can t stop their engines so they throw pieces of coal at him trying of course to hit him just what this man wants he ile has a bag with him and as the engineers throw the coal at him he picks it up and takes it home for his furnace did you ever hear of anyone meaner tl an that truly yours I 1 GOSSIP answer pretty stingy but 1 I knew a man once who was so stingy it Is unbelievable e able he wanted to corn com mit suicide and he went next door to use his neighbor neighbors s gas dear mr wynn I 1 have haie been married little over a year my mother Is coming to live with us my husband says the only way he will n ill let his mother in law live with us Is for us to buy a folding bed for her to sleep in can you tell me why he insists on a folding bed yours truly I 1 al FRANTIC answer he ile figures it if his mother in law sleeps in a folding bed he lie will be able to shut her up whenever he wants to c the associated newspaper newspapers |