Show of scraps uni TOO MUCH FOLIAGE i man who had been absent for a considerable time and who during his travels had cultivated a great crop of whiskers and mustaches vis via cited a relative whose little girl had been I 1 is special favorite the little girl made no offer to salute him with the usual kiss why child said the mother dont iou ou ghe glee your old friend a kiss moti er answered the child J don t see any place libor labor no work after hours the maid mald spoke sharply through the door no I 1 cant can t gh gl e you any thin thing you 11 have to come back after five when madam Is here I 1 in sorry in ss as said the beggar my hours are only 9 to 5 boston transcript when old age begin begins A magazine article Is headed when does old age begin we are reminded of an answer to the same question once made by a lady who did not look her years to me she said old age Is always 15 years older than I 1 am boston transcript JUSTIFIED WORRY a how did you lose your hair 11 corryl orry I 1 I 1 was in constant fear that I 1 was going to lose it velvet paw you really ought to come to shrimp ton with me next summer I 1 had a wonderful time there this year I 1 won a beauty competition euby ruby no I 1 think I 1 d rather go to more crowded place calgary her aid the ideal bank teller sorry madam but dour our account Is already overdrawn majam anell ell what if it Is young man call cant t I 1 do as I 1 please with my own account pathfinder lath finder maga zinc learned by observing miss busl ington where did you learn all those beautiful bea pitiful new glide and dips professor pumps I 1 managed a company of trained seals for four years brooklyn daily eagle early bird suitor sigh ng well since you don t want to marry me after all per haps you 11 return in my y ring G rl ri acidly if you must know your jeweler has called tor for it al at ready moustique tique help the violin maker makers that violinist Is using a violin tint that la Is years old the miser with all the money he earns he could afford the best of modern fiddles staying power your wife seems a garrulous woman garrulous WI aly y if I 1 suddenly sudden iv went dumb it would tike take her a week to find it out der lustigs sasche drug store help that girl Is certani ly the picture of health les lea aches she a very v well ell painted easy way do you believe e in hered heredity ty catl er that a how I 1 got all my money |