Show just little e 0 U 0 61 A GOOD IDEA the club bore had just returned from a trip to india and insisted upon describing the rope trick you can believe what you like he asserted but I 1 tell you some ot of these fakirs can throw a rope up into the air then climb up it themselves and completely vanish after a short silence one fellow said can you by any chance do that trick yourself tit bits maga zine joke of the seaon season why george georget I 1 what are you laughing at oh I 1 ive ve just heard the best joke of or the year what Is it t you know that our maid has got a job in a china shop had to be worth while I 1 dropped a nickel in front of a blind beggar today to see it if he d pick it up well did hel he no he ile said make it a quarter boss and I 1 II 11 forget myself saving abing em ein 0 flaherty FIa herty now you ve been fighting again you ve lost your two front teeth son no faint I 1 ain t pop agot I 1 got emin em in me pocket foxy youth mother who a the brightest boy in your class tommy tommy bill smith 1 he ile pretends to 0 be e loony bony so he won t have to study I 1 FOR THE EFFECT A she if you kiss me III scream he ile then I 1 won t kiss you she well I 1 think scream any way THE difficulty the man shook als head sadly I 1 see that plot of land over there I 1 he said to his companion last year I 1 could have bought it for or a mere song its now worth over twenty pounds a foot I 1 suppose you sing said his friend lightly enough the other sniffed I 1 could sing all right but I 1 get the right notes answers magazine exercise of a kind they were discussing the spoiled son of a cutuil friend he ile has been ordered by the doc doe tor to take some exercise said black and Is he queried white well if jumping at conclusions and running up bills Is exercise yes ONE OF THEM SURELY brown has offered to sell his au an to mobile at a low figure I 1 which Is broke brown or the au an 0 ideal company I 1 do parrot av why you keep a because I 1 I 1 be ke to hear it talk the parrot Is the only cret creature ture gift of t ed with the power of speech that Is 4 content to repeat just hat bat it hea hears rs without trying to make a long story of it montreal star man of experience k that s the second time today lve I 1 ve seen that man following thit woman in another car yelling at her all the time yes that s old jol lie ile 3 teaching his wife to drive but hes he a not taking any risks himself I 1 his hi occupation friend to artist 1 ive ve seen a big man going to your stud 0 every day tor for the last week Is he sitting for you artist no he hes s laying tor for me nes iles a bill collector no not as a a rule you use a lot of yardsticks said the principal to the teacher who does not believe in sparing the rod do you use them every period well I 1 don t use them as a rule eating anyway oshkosh what makes you think kokomo kokomos Is prospering now Tish tish dejl I 1 s saw a w gravy stains 4 on his vest aries tries to bojack what do you do with your dull old razor blades skookum shae shane with them |