Show wit anci huma N HE HED D LOST MILLIONS the girl was v N ery cry rich and he was just a poor young man she liked him but that was all and he was vas u ell 11 aai aware are of the fact one evening he grew somewhat tender and at last he said you are rich aren arent t iou ou ethel yes dick dad says I 1 in worth two tto million dollars if things thins turn out as it now looks will you marry me ethel he asked oh no dick I 1 couldn coulden t do that she replied I 1 knew you wouldn t then why did you ask asame me 11 1 I just wanted to be able to say that I 1 had lost two million dollars in lucks way look here stormed crown brown to the estate agent about that river side bungalow you sold me anything wrong sir asked the agent wrong I 1 wron wrong I 1 exclaimed bron brown bronn n the other morning we hoke woke up and found that the beastly place had floated two miles down the river 11 in said the agent ent blandly enough that s a good stroke of luck the taxes are much lower down there IN THE SAME CLASS 4 prospect an auto Is much like a alfe salesman why prospect because when either starts giving you trouble there theres s no end ud to it saving time father why were you chasing blat tl at jones boy son to lick him I 1 he ile got me mi mid d father why t you count 20 is I 1 told you son I 1 did while I 1 was chasing mm him I 1 brooklyn ea eagle le prudence sometimes it Is wise to say noth ing yes replied miss cayenne it may enable one to avoid betraying the fact that one has nothing to say silver lining my aly daughters lessons are a fortune to me how ilow Is that they enable me to buy the neigh bors houses at halt half price WORTH TRYING I 1 the drama was a thrilling one but a talkative young man had seen it before in an audible voice he announced what was comin coming next and described how funny it would be when it did come tie ile had a pret I 1 ty girl with him and he was trying t to amuse her at length he slid did you ev ever r r try listening to a play with youra 4 w ejes bejes shut lou IOU ve no idea how bow 4 queer it seems 1 A middle aged apil man sat just in av front he ile twisted himself in hia 1118 OT seat and glared i V young man he said did you 71 fy i ever try listening to a play with your r mouth shut 4 POOR PERCY i H q V t percy lour brother did me out of ten dollars last night it penelope that s just like him lies iles ainars doing some ridiculous t thing 1 no cure 1 I so you are just back from a tour f U round the azores said hayes I 1 i understand the voyage has cured you of insomnia completely said the cruiser 11 wonderful ond erful I 1 exclaimed hayes it must be a great relief the cruiser nodded agreement pel rel ef I 1 I 1 should just say it was he replied why nowadays I 1 lie ile awake half the night thinking how X used to suffer from it practical that was an excellent paper your daughter read last night on the in fluence of science as applied to heal government was it NN well ell I 1 wish shed find out something about the influence of i the vacuum cleaner as applied to I 1 the dining room carpet I 1 the wort worst of it I 1 dick doesn doean t it madden you when 4 a girl Is slow about getting ready to go 0 o out to dinner with you 4 don les the longer she takes he the hu hungrier n rier she gets 1 ar solution of last weeks puzzle ER R 0 B A L 1 L V E L A SES T E C d R NOON nein NE in NONE N LA M KR TRUSTED P A 6 ff IG ya U R S L 0 B q A E S 0 P UNE VA L clr R TRELL IS S L A T E RIS au 1 0 N 0 R E H COURAGE ria T 8 E S B E R AIS H 8 L M E A R atlle L E enl R RATTLED L E D TRA 5 8 H R L I 1 E ST Q N R E egas E enbe N en A M R T firtl R T R Y a E |