| Show A t little dit 9 humora humoro A CERT A dear old lady from the country was attending her first race meeting and had backed her first horse after placing her bet she returned to her grandson my dear she said sald excitedly I 1 in so glad gla my horse Is going to win but why are you so sure grand ma mal asked the boy nothing nothings s a certainty you know oh but this Is said the dear old thing the bookmaker said that my horse was starting 0 at twenty to one and the race isn t timed to start un til III two 0 0 clock london answers borrowed plume plumes the two tramps were trudging vv wearily along the rough country roa I 1 presently dusty allowed his imag to wander I 1 say fred he said to his corn coin canlon it if you had a dollar in your po pocket ceet what R would you think of fred allowed his hands to str iy ay into his trousers pockets H in he sniffed bringing them out empty I 1 d think I 1 had somebody else s clothes on breaking a monopoly I 1 im in the country suffered a great loss when rhen they failed to ito send our eloquent and able friend bach back to congress not ot at all replied senator sor the sense of the plain people again prevailed why should the lecture platform be robbed that the tho brainy men may be assembled to listen to one another where instruct tion Is superfluous super flous QUITE TRUE an insurance agent had found a new life to insure taking out his notebook and pencil he commenced to ask the usual hack keyed questions now sir he be said how old are you the simple looking little man scratched his head thoughtfully I 1 was forty last birthday he said and III be forty two next i the agent gasped cut but my dear sir he smiled you youve ve got things a bit mixed if ou were forty last birthday you 11 be forty one next birthday oh no said the man I 1 in forty one today aez youl you I 1 the patient schoolmistress was teaching a number of tiny children T their first lesson in a school it was the alphabet after much coaxing they had man v aged to learn up to the letter 0 now cobby bobby best she said what comes after 0 7 cobby bobby who for one so young was an ardent film fan raised bis his eyebrows knowingly why teacher 1 comes next b he e replied short weight I 1 I 1 really don it know what to do about jim said kitty distractedly ever since I 1 met him last year he S t only given me a bushel of kisses cushel bushel repeated jean I 1 what i ever do you mean by that why four pecks of course I 1 ex 4 kitty ritty f feminine independence the lady at no 20 what did you a say when your husband objected to t df your wearing french heels j the lady at no 22 1 told him I 1 ran it going to lower myself to A please any min dangerous Dan gerou risibility 1 lif if I 1 see anything funny I 1 simply can ant it keep a straight face i you must find shaving rather a 1 ticklish business t f |
