Show 11 AS I 1 RECALL aw by OLD TIMER A fossil A cowboy brought in town and f fi naly gave a merchant a fossil and it was soon in the store window with a card reading ammonite placenta said by dana to be from seven to nine million years old the following morning the cowboy and his pal passed by stopped and after reading the card came to the door and opening it about six inches paid say mister who in hell is dana cowtown cow town nights bill dill reese kept a saloon and dance hall during a row one night bill beat up his woman next day one of bills bill s friends met him on the street and said bill I 1 hear you beat up your woman last night yet you gotta beat em up once in a while to kettern know their place old kentucky BOS two kentucky boys from one of the old families drifted west char he lie was elected county commissioner and thought it a good idea to get a R R tie contract from the northern pacific who were then building thru the valley all freight was brought in by boat on the june rise and in january the town was sold out of most every thing but whiskey charlie walked into the village hardware store and taking a list from bis his pocket said I 1 want six dozen pie plates 6 doz cups knives forks and spoons when he stopped tor for breath and the merchant said sorry but we are out of 0 all that kind of stuff charlie then said it if you will make out a list of what you want I 1 will see it if I 1 can use any of it sideboard ird liloon his brother john had slipped a lit tie lie further down the social scale and at last was fitting up and preparing to open a sideboard saloon A passing citizen stopped and looking in said john your new place looks tine fine john replied I 1 shall not strive to have the tin fin est place in town but one that will appeal to the average man after all is said and done there Is more money in the industrious ri ty not ot old gold charley when offered a cigarette said when a man offers me a cigar ette I 1 think the friendship Is about busted Obscene ailo ado over the radio last night we heard a wise cracker get off the following his ills mother knew that he would be an writer on broad way because he was always writing dirty words on sidewalks and fences at the age of five J irving cubb said he was wag on tho the street and meeting a lady actual i anco ance flopped As ho he did so she to the walk one ot of those vest pocket dogs holding the dog in leash by a birrow blue ribbon the dog was attracted by iving ivings s bright tan shoos shoes and as he began sniffing around irving moved away a trifle the lady said don t be braid he V wont bite irving replied no I 1 W ia afraid he might kid me eaily idaho court das A prominent salt lake citizen il S B and an idaho mining and J D W were inspect ting property near the plant south of ogden and J D sa d S I 1 have often wondered why you won that suit over mining prop erty in idaho that we had years ago I 1 haa the jury with me and I 1 should have won the case S replied yes you had the jury with you when you had the jury and the ball its over in the saloon I 1 was up tho stairs visiting with the judge cig ais 11 a A client proposed to his lawyer during the court recess at noon and nearing the close ot of a case that he send a box of cigars to the judge ills attorney said that would be fatal to their case Noli ting further was said about it and when this client won the suit bis his attorney atto iney said did you send the cigars the answer was yes I 1 put in a card with hyop a name on U amena imse pays governor 13 made a red hot american talk at the commercial club luncheon just before the U S en the recent war meeting him a few days later I 1 4 said t governor that was a tine fine american amerlean talk you made he said you liked it then did you I 1 said you know I 1 would like such a talk the governor then said you know that I 1 am a million millio nire tre don t you how close do you tink I 1 get to a millionaire it if I 1 stay in the old country ey wot by gott I 1 black his boots dot do t how close I 1 git to him |