Show F by LIGHTS u TRUMBULL T RU of NEW YOUR r O 0 16 it if you have a desire to study life walk along the fashionable beaches chere N ere aou ou will find all forms of it tae mie loveliest forms of life naturally belo belong to youth children of the sun active slender and brown it some times Is almost startling to see light blue eyes looking out of deeply tanned 41 ba mounted by yellow hair but no means all you find on the laches l aches look in front of the tile ca banas there you will see those of more mature age preparing fort for their place in the beach solar system some of the males are especially noticeable As a protection from sear ng rays they carefully are bul bulging ging bodies with cocoa butter they look a little like tile over overripe ripe toula tomatoes toes w with ith loll 1011 dressing but we are a bit more charitable toward plump figures tian tl an we v were ere in days gone by not long ago we met dr edward farrell tle tl e dental sur geon who plays big league baseball base bill in the off season a hen the p iclet ts iron aren 1 t biting and he said to ua I 1 see your chest Is slipping a remark aich must I 1 ave been intended as humorous exaggeration ive e i ay no longer have the greyhound figure which dis ills our south but we certainly carry none of the excess poundage found on certain of ur anen ils Is and acquaintances we figure no man as plump who counts less ilan tl an three chins a a we have on various occasions gone so far as to d escuss the matter of d et ino man or woman in the nor or d is d tu cult to talk to if you start one of three or four subjects just mention oper notions in general sinus trouble or diet and both strong silent persons and nd bashful inarticulate persons become as babbling brooks the ques tion of diet loosens the tongue beyond the power of strong drink everyone either ither has tried or thought of trying some come diet and Is anxious to discuss lt L moreover everyone Is fanatical in his desire to convert you to the par nicular diet he happens to favor diet after all Is a simple matter all you have to do Is to stop eating everything yon ton like a to be sure tl it ere are some who fa vor the exercise method tl TI is Is as bad or worse prof artie mcgovern for instance likes to get some fied citizen extended on a hardwood floor and then induce him to take long imaginary rides on a phantom bicycle it certainly Is a silly looking pastime prof william muldoon used to get unsuspecting clients miles from food and shelter on horseback and then re move the horse prof william brown has many of the same ideas even gene tunney Is likely to coax some absent minded friend far up or down a deserted wood road miles from a taxicab and a telephone a recently we met daniel howley who spends his summers managing the cincinnati baseball club after one look tool we said to him we don t see so much of you any more what have sou ou been doing dieting dieling Di eting that diet stuff Is the bunk responded mr howley whose equator has shrunk from the circumference of a barrel to that of an orange all you have to do Is to toss a medicine ball to somebody about times each morning and then tabe tale a little ten mile stroll in the afternoon you can eat all you want except perhaps you d better lay off sugar white bread gravy potato desserts and stuff like that so flints all you have to do we gazed admiringly at mr howley he ile certainly looked like the tallest and of movie heroes but it migi t not be becoming to us to be that slen der we have not mr howley s height a a a no when you haven t the height to carry it you don t want to be too thin A tall tapering mast Is all right but saw it off and it does not look half so imposing as a smokestack besides we are not really plump just healthy looking 9 1932 bell syndicate service |