Show Editor Reveals Shady Past Column To Wandering Boy i By CLIFF CURTIS It was with forebodings of deep ill that I walked into the dank interior of the Pen The edi- tor sat alone at his mauve desk mumbling East lions as he care- fully pushed pins into a clay Little ex- cited shrieks is- Curtis sued from his slathering mouth as he what symbolism what I cleared my throat in my most winning manner and tried to start As I I had to drop my hat three times before I could get him to tell me the story of his life that Paul known to his friends as was born at a very young age in According to family he was well into the second year of his life before his dear old mother could determine whether he was going to walk or At a little later Stay-crocked was implicated to a shady episode revolving around a piece of Zwieback and had to leave Seeking to hide from this he ran away with a circus but his ever-cautious father made him take it After that singular his dad wanted him to go but young didn't particularly like the place his pater told him to go straight Since his father was the village Paul easily became the envy of all his fun-loving chums by possessing the most complete collection of ears in At the least he would expound upon his unique hobby to his ever interested He had written several scholarly treatises and definitive papers on his avocation including that best seller Best Ears of My Many of the thought that young would follow in his father's footsteps and become a But Paul felt that undertaking was rather a grave He sought for better He looked forward to college life dreamed of becoming the editor of the campus literary His early formative years had been spent under the influence of corpses and What better training could there be for the deft handling of symbolism and abstraction that l s for editorship of the Jl would hear none of She wept in shame at the very thought of her innocent little son editing a campus Paul comforted its no worse than piano in a Ma tender tear and wiped away a sent her son to college with a gentle pat on the It can he seen from this short dossier that Paul's position on the campus today has fulfilled every hope and ambition of his young He has most ably filled the shoes of last yearns Pen Limb filled them with everything from Lysol to Lavoris but still can't get rid of their pungent At this point in our I thought it best to tiptoe out of the had been carried away by the heartrending recital of the events of his early He was chewing reminiscently on a sheaf of carbon paper as I He sat at his desk watching the sun sink in the golden the lights of the city go and a coed who was adjusting her garter in the adjacent |