Show 5 what 5 thinks cob b about high hat folks folk EVERLY HILLS CALIF bonce BEVERLY once I 1 thought the climax of utter self satisfaction was attained in massachusetts when you met a bostonian of old plymouth rock stock who in addition had gone through harvard it was as though you met an egg which had been laid twice a and nd both times successfully cess fully sometimes this type made imade me say to myself that maybe 11 M it might have been 1 better it if the M mayflower ay flower had been making a round trip dut but now ams t his coast takes the chest ex banding championship right awny away from the abo eastern seaboard out here Is a sojourning sojo irvin iraln S cobb englishman who heretofore was not notably distinguished have haie a single hyphen to his name but he wrote home congratulating king edward on his recession accession and has just bad an acknowledgment know signed by none other than the kings fourth assistant de deputy uty equerry and now the delirious recipient can hardly wait to be snatched up to glory so he may pause at the golden gates just lon long enough to give in his order for an aitra witra extra oversized over sized halo balo and then with that hallowed ballowe d document clutched to his bosom stroll through paradise scooting snoot ing the heavenly host 0 original native sons RIGHT in the heart ot of los angeles the bones of perhaps our first cli mate booster have abst been dug dog up dp if he be lived years ago aa as some experts figure that would seem to make him an original native son but if as others think he only dates back years he was probably no an early arly settler from the middle west who got bogged down in the primeval ooze on his big way to an iowa state picnic this certainly puts those uppity florida folks in their place the only thing dug up lately was a canal and they may have to put that back the celery growers dont like it and add when you come between a florida celer celery y grower and his celery its just the same as trying to rob a tigress of her young 0 0 gov hoffmans Huff mans motives the 1 i alons of critics in his own state its hard bard to bellevo believe new jerseys governor hoffman was actuated by eat cal ambition in the course he be took in this ghastly hauptmann case because while he created for himself a strong personal following so many of the boys probably like to vote with his big side are unfortunately being detained at present in places like sing sing and alcatraz and leavenworth where theres little or no voting being done 0 0 0 lady lucks favorites NE of the main winners in the recent 0 ONE sweepstakes a mere youth lamented being alone in the world and having nobody to share his good fortune with be the smallest of the young mans worries inside of forty eight hours hell have more kin kinfolks folks than a potomac Pot shad by the end of a week hell be entirely surrounded by an impenetrable forest of previously unsuspected friends and well wishers also stock promoters salesmen income tax col lectors electors and life iffe insurance agents affectionate females females object object matrimony and alimony in the order named na med and citizens ns on foot or hitchhiking hitch hiking As for distant relatives hell begin thinking he be must be part belgian hare nod arid they wont stay distant either nothing renews old family ties like coming into a large chunk of unexpected currency currency I 1 wonder how much of disillusionment and disappointment follows the average sudden windfall tor for one who never had much ready cash before still nob odys refusing such a prize it would seem money la something which would be bad for somebody else but just right tor for us 0 0 a now new spring finery HY do the new fashions always W light on the wrong females or vice versa tersa as the case may be when white shoes prevailed the lassies classies with the most robust feet went to theta unanimously probably because a white shoe makes any foot look bigger As skirts shirts climbed knee high and then oh way ray uptown the maiden with the bowlegs bow legs who wore hers the highest slie she would the damsel chos kind hind of startled looking anyhow just will pluck her eyebrows thereby enhancing the suggestion of a sheered quench owl and now that bangs are coming in and coming do down wn the style I 1 wo wont n t b be e favored first by the young girl who already resembles a newly hatched robin and I 1 so could get away with that sort of tit thing ing be none other than itle middle aged sister who ho Is as the poet ailys says kind of horse faced to start with and then all shell need Is a floral boree shoe around her neck deck to look like a derby winner were it not for the foolish things mer merdear wear we safely could say the foolish things women wear are the things th ings anybody ever wore IRVIN S COBB 0 service |