| Show what b chyi thinks about making money in in stir kings BEVERLY EVERLY HILLS CALIF things certainly are lovely for the boys in the big stone bide a wee vee homes is it not so at san quentin heri here in california chosen groups turning out counterfeit money and never having to worry about getting gelting in jail since they are afe already in and a nice jolly strike on at alcatraz and in my old home state the iho inmates families just seeming to come and go at will as it were but in illinois Is whore where the chaps enjoy it all the benefits ot of congenial society without the bother of paying dues it must be grand serving its as a me member ber of the house cammi committee tee 3 of the jollet joliet in indoor baj country club what with crap games and irvin IrvInS S cobb poker parties and liquor made right there on the premises and allots in the arm atthe at the low rate of one dollar dallar per shot the day is at fiand hand when prison break iti fh the headlines wont mean that some of the he fellows on the inside we ire trying to get out but that some of the fellows ori on the outside are trying tryan to gk get in could blame them 0 1 I 1 the yellow peril s peril A AT T TUIS THIS moment ino Ment the tha question before coile the house Is whether it Is more perilous to be a statesman in Japan Jap anand give offense to the soldiers or a soldier in america and give offense to the statesmen at the risk riat of being penalized for punning this innocent bystander s ten der ventures tile pred prediction letlon that amongst us ns there wont he be any more of 0 I 1 the these se summary removals for the na ila good of the service as it were because when something happens oft or on k a military post to make tom blanton the blood sweating behemoth of texas democracy line up with a lot of republicans well I 1 never thought id live the day I 1 dont believe uncle tom didel di deither Lher ill bet nobody Is more su surprised cpr i alsed than he Is 0 0 a Abolish abolishing ng potlatches Potla tche T LAST accounts the canadian AT parliament had a bill before it to abolish potlatches when an indian gets prosplr prosperous ous he gives a party with free food and alad drink for alland all and whatever he lids has left over lie he bestows bestons upon the guests and so winds up beggared but happy a potlatch although at present confined to the indians its not their own men idea they borr borrowed it from some of the early settlers its an old scotch Scott li custom tracing the genesis of f trad traditional thinks things Is Interest interesting log I 1 thought the famous motto of the northwest mounted pouce hall had originated within the force until once when I 1 tackled some native smoking tobacco at a trading post in tipper ontario As soon as I 1 recovered consciousness i knew whence c came ame the slogan always gets its man ilan I 1 that was vans years ago but I 1 still have dizzy enells in humid weather speaking of borrowing or rather of trading we ve coull make a profitable deal from oui our standpoint by swapping canada canad a a ireat great gross of parole boards and overly sentimental governors and judges who put technicalities before common sense and common jui justice for about halt half a dozen of their trial courts and one or two square jawed prison wa wardens adens f ti holdout time TP IS the gladsome season when last III years stars sear the y 31 never put on uniforms again they ge get t be better contracts bIlet be niana mann cers just u as s loudly declare the bos boas A N will III accept offered pr or stay but of the game forevermore through ant androus rous weeks each group proc lating thit th it from the position tells taken it will never never abate adt or tittle but when hen the first firse robin starts north and the last training squad starts south something in always happens one side decide Is to abate quite a few of the jots ind and the he other stile side says oh after all a or less between friends go 0 o this tp springs rings hold outs cuts become this falls winners or otherwise as the case may be and frequently Is and behind the scenes everything in 16 either championship team will be just as peaceful ns as a cage full of panthers until this time next year which Is I 1 the leisure class cla WHEN owsald HEN mr J pierpont pont morgan said any american family that kept a maid belonged to the leisure class he bb touched a chord in the bosom of this household only I 1 he got tile the proposition mixed as it I 1 applied to our our little home nest dest a maid ive we had for a short spell who really qu qualified alIW Poss possibly Po sibly bly we give anyhow one evening site she took tock umbrage and some come guest towels and a haw ham and one thing ind and another and silently stole away rut looking back I 1 pant cant recall anybody else who ao could be so leisurely and so clissy classy both at once we are aloe wondering now what class we belong to on the present ma ads night out probably mr morgan forgan 1 worried in that tha regard ile he could ask the second mali mail 0 o stick around we a second man ahou though la even worked up lip to the fiat orv P yet et IRVIN S COSS COBB 9 copyright |
