Show J BRISBANE OD R IS BA NE THIS WEEK long live the king edward makes promises real spending cl ahead tribute to T R king edward the eighth now solemnly proclaimed king will be remembered as the first king of england that ever flew through the air toward the throne lie took a separate oath to respect s P act the church of scotland there Is bar hard fighting back of that edward it alio h e eighth will mount the throne for the first time at a joint session of the lords arthar brisbane and commons and solemnly promise to maintain the true intent of bour our enactments to the best of my powers after his coronation the king must formally declare his adherence to the protestant church and tits his obligation never to marry a roman konian catholic that dates back to the stuarts stuart king edward who Is not supposed to contemplate marriage Is the official head of the churches of england slid and scotland and de defender lender of the faith I 1 from all the world subjects of the new kill king and emperor send greetings representatives of urine divine power churches of every religion mohammedan hindu buddhist chinese christian and jewish speed the dead king on his journey and welcome the new ruler if the soldiers get their bonus money there will be some quick spending enough to quicken the pulse of business while it lasts merchants will get more than GOO COO owing on past accounts and tile the observer will notice many new overcoats dresses and automobiles at the opening of new yorks sa memorial erected to honor bodor the late theodore roosevelt Koo sevelt one speaker praised president theodore roosevelt as one who saw the necessia necessity essit Y for keeping both the legislatures and the courts in their proper places 1 that perception showed a high spirit hut but it if some future theodore roosevelt Koo sevelt should go too lar far in eliat it direction it might become necessary for the legislatures and the courts to keep that president in his proper place gen robert lee bullard says this country expects to escape the next war but europe plans to drag us in besides air bombing and poison gas gag general bullard ISu Ilard expects in the next war attacks with disease germs to spread deadly epidemics in the en crays country bubonic plague scattered catt ered from airplanes infected rats scattered catt ered plentifully might lie be help helpful rul sometimes literature pays kipling left several millions in america alone his official publishers have so sold id copies of his books boks at the time of his death the jungle hooks flooks alone paid him ten thousand pounds a year when you hear foolish talk about resolution re and getting rid of the constitution a remark rom irk mado by washington J tn as lie signed the constitution may be recalled should the states reject this excellent constitution the probability Is that an opportunity will never again offer to cancel another in peace the next will be drawn d fawn in blood mrs alinda french of st t louis one hundred and four years old attributes tier her long life to hard work in tier her youth and a R dutiful son in tier her old lige age she ile gets along without spectacles Is not interested in pensions for the aged ngod and not nt at all interested in politics people got get over that says she after they reach one hundred mrs french sleeps 12 1 hours a night that e explains some of the years the human race gels used to everything once our ancestors shivered fell hat flat on their races faces when lightning lashed flashed and thunder growled they thought some demon was after them now men put up if lightning lulng rods properly grounded once the comet was considered an avenging messenger aimed straight at sinful rhan man today roday its coming and going are understood and predicted cled its path marked out something unpleasant amant Is bound to start somewhere on the earth with all the new theories new hatreds hat reds dew armaments new deadly weapons it m might g t start on tile the border between russ hussla in and japans when you read russia lussia I uses force to halt japanese you know the explosion might come at any time all would regret bloodshed but it would be historically interesting to see the indent autocracy of the mikado nt at war with the modern autocracy of stalin it would be a long fight probably 0 king kas features syndicate luo |