Show 0 arx in M M 0 about relief for aliens ANTA MONICA CALIF if S SANTA an american were dependent on public charity in any continental country hed be out of luck and out of that country too as quickly as they could him out if in addition he openly attacked the government ot of that country hed still be out of luck because hed be in jail hundreds of thousands of aliens are on relief here many of them sa s1 slipped across the borders ZIA through leaks in our immigration laws and brought their folks with them also to be cared for at the taxpayers I 1 irvin rid n S cobb expense some are avowed enemies of our form of government steps to oust such parasites are balked on the ground that to do so would work hardships on their families you could say the same thing tor for bedbugs were starting to register these non residents but its to be a voluntary registration not compulsory any person in the audience besides madame perkins who believes the undesirables will come com e a running to list themselves and risk deportation thereby kindly raise the right hand a 0 champion crooks RUST california to turn up with ta a worlds champion of something they arrested a man on suspicion 0 of f burglary and forgery and organizing a training school for juvenile criminals and first one little thing and then another surely that would seem to be career enough but this party had additional dit ional claims to recognition ile he admitted he had been sentenced to forty nine terms in various jails and pe penitentiaries aries which in itself would seem to cons constitute an international record and said that in forty three of these cases he had been paroled he explain how the big hearted parole boards failed to turn him loose before he finished those remaining six sentences it must be profound regret to the boys in alcatraz and other bide a wee homes conducted by the federal government that owing to the cruel refusal of uncle sam to go into the paroling business on a wholesale basis none of them however ambitious has a chance to equal this splendid showing the honor remains where properly it belongs constituting a magnificent ent tribute to the beautiful mush headed theory that a states prison should be a clearing house and not a strongbox strong box with a time lock on it nazi influence IVE been talking with a friend just i back from germany in old days I 1 liked germany as a land flowing with and good beer and a superior line of liver liverwurst wu I 1 wonder er whether id like it so well now because this fellow says every minute everybody must give the nazi salute and say heil Hit hitler lerl it if a citizen wants his eggs fried he says first to the buiter heil hitler if he wants em turned over he says it twice once for each egg theres a swastika flag flying over practically every house absence of a swastika flag signifies that the folks who used to live there are now in the hoosegow for failing to fly same my friend may have exaggerated somewhat but I 1 think not much because while talking we came abreast of a Leider kranz cheese in a delicatessen store window and involuntarily he said heil lilt hit lerl nominating barkley Bark lcy CANVASSES show senate leader albert alben barkley gaining as a possible democratic nominee in 1940 its high time we had somebody from paducah tor for president for a hundred and fifty odd add years this one of our local boys sitting up there in the white house writing messages to congress condemning the use of sugar in cornbread and proclaiming that if any traitor dares to pull down fried catfish shoot him on the spot with alben on the job well not only have homegrown home grown statesmanship in job lots but silver throated oratory which by comparison would make patrick henry seem like a tongue tied man suffering from chapped lips for al can talk an hour and never use the same word twice or the letter r once nominate barkley and that night there wont be a dry throat in mccracken county elect barkley and well I 1 always did think id make a middling fair secretary of the interior certainly nobody could botch up the indian bureau worse than it is IRVIN S COBB 0 service vico |