Show abet so the gabble of 0 tourists RAND CANYON ARIZ G GRAND it gets on your nerves to s stand t an d on the rim of this scenia wonder and hear each successive tourist say well if any artist painted it just as it is nobody would believe it after 1 I heard se and distinct tourists repeat the above it got act on my nerves and I 1 sought surcease far from the maddening round tripper tripp cr hoping to escape the commonplace babbling of eastern sightseers sight seers and revel in the salty humor edmor of the unspoiled west vast and I 1 ran into a native ji iv who said with the cute air of having irvin S cobb just st thought it up yes ng sir sic I 1 never felt better orl on had less and I 1 encountered a gentleman who in parting called out say kid dont take in any wooden nickels and then speaking of sot someone neone else remarked if I 1 never see that guy again be too soon renaming dors dOeu gindre THE HE controversy over giving a x more american name to borsi doeu which some cannot prod pronounce and none can digest 4 rages up and down the land what sam blythe that sterling eater calls these alleged appetizers rs yow you print in a family news paper sams idea of a before din j ner nic knack being a baked him i A sturdy texas congressman calls them doo dabs but if I 1 were living abroad again I 1 know ihnow what id d call them when you behold the array of this andl and that as served at the beginning oi afi luncheon I 1 in i n the average table chote restaurant over there and espe especially ciali infranco in F rance France you are gazing upon who what discriminating cu customers left on their plates at supper the night before 0 scrambled cooking DOWN OWN below flagstaff ariz but somewhat t to the eastward in a picturesque city which saddles the tha international boundary I 1 found a unique condition the best american food available is 13 across the mexican line at a restaurant owned by a greek gentleman tl with a chinese cook in the kitchen but the best mexican cookery is done well over on the american side by a german woman whose husband is an italian so our own native torn born citizens when hungry for for the typical dishes of new england or dixie journey beyond the border patrols passing on their way many of their span ish speaking neighbors bound tour four miles northward for a bit of superior tamales famales and the more inflammatory flam matory brands of chili 0 0 0 dueling a la europe U UNTIL dr franz sarga the dueling dueing husband of budapest really serves one of his enemies enemies en brochette chette as it were instead of just trimming off hangnails hang nails and side whiskers I 1 decline to get worked up you remember the doc he set out to clive carve ev everybody in hungary scooted his lady wife and found himself booked to take on oa quite a large club membership but so far he done much more damage thana than a careless chiropodist could once in paris I 1 was invited to a duel I 1 go having a prior engagement to attend the world war which was going on at that ahat time sa so I 1 sent a substitute he reported that atter after the principals exchanged edcha aged shots without per ii except to some sparrows passing overhead overhead all hands rushed er entwining in a sort of truelove true love knot the forgotten Foi gotten man alan T THOSE HOSE eliose wh ose mi memories mories stretch that far back into political an may recall the ancient days I 1 that seem so whimsically old fash boned now when our present deltwas dent den was running the first time on a platform which by gener alc consent on was laughed off immediately following election hp he promised then to do something for the forgotten man remarks were weib also passed about balancing the b budget u adget right away we go into that but the forgotten man figured ex ten in the campaign then for awhile popular interest in in him seemed to I 1 languish anguish so many new issues came p up p suddenly some like dyspepsia symptoms boin bein but temporary corar y annoyances and some which lingered on and abide with asyet us yet include including ink mr john L lewis the well known settee and now after these five changeful crowded years we have solved the mystery we kno know W who ti thedor ie for gotten man is tie name is tug well spelled as spoken t shut but you can pronounce it lando blandori Lan dori li and get practically the same general genera re suits IRVIN invin S COBB 0 0 service Se ivice |