Show Ups Downs Spice Curt's Summer Jobs By CLIFF CURTIS maybe some of you kiddies kept a steady ob this past summer but I couldn't seem to in one nicely until some g a f f e r would come up with a w is e Curtis their shoes to be and knowingly have quite a large At first I joined in the fun and would laugh as much as the next salesman but the humor of the situation palled somewhat after ten recitals of the same I could stand it no Running an elevator wasn't really such a bad I was quite enjoying myself until a hale and hearty fellow clumped me on the back and with a toothy grin you elevator men surely have your ups and I only laughed at his piteous screams as I successfully wedged his body between the sliding My elevator days were at an My golden moment came as I was working in the ladies' ready-to-wear A co-ed and shyly asked for something to wear around the I seized the chance to big is your Cackling slyly to I saw her face turn an ashen grey as she slumped to the An enthusiastic crowd soon applauding my A fashionable lady approached and I try on that dress in the with a triumphant leer I rather have you use one of our dressing As the crowd guffawed I threw back my conscious that I had A squad of sad-faced floorwalkers shouted the and before I could correct his I found myself being passed hand over hand to the The happy felicitations of my well-wishers were accentuated with fists and I began to feel that I was not wanted so I left in a huff which was conveniently waiting for So now I'm out of a job and up to my navel in But words of the immortal u j A man with ten million dollars is no happier than a man nine |