Show TELLIE kalie E c T JU EVELL bevell says bays as I 1 effs ID S you ever tako take your car to a DID garingo to have a slight repair made and then find out there were so many things the he matter with it that you wondered how it ever held beld together well that Is exactly what happened to me when my iny chassis got disabled by the mishap to my carburetor carb and I 1 lind had to bo be towed to the linman inman garage for housing and repairs I 1 had no idea that it would be iso BO long before I 1 was again stepping on the accelerator nor did I 1 suspect that the medico mechanics could pos find so many things wrong with my differential ignition an and d lubrication had I 1 known I 1 presume I 1 would have been skilled as a chauffeur hauff eur to have applied the emergency brakes and stopped to have my magneto overhauled but ns as n matter of fact I 1 realize that my cylinders were misfiring until the motor balked and the repair men put on the muffler ol 01 thank thanh Ile heaven averi my plug has haa continued to function and my shock ab were in good condition otherwise I 1 do not know what would vave bave happe happened ned during the remodeling of my there have been times when I 1 came 1 near being short circuited but I 1 have passed nil all the dnn dangerous gerou curves in the road and my transmission Is rapidly getting 0 K again As soon as my ml radiator Is normal and the storage battery Is fully charged I 1 am going to attach the non skids shilds and sail on through life with the throttle wide open and all cylinders working please excuse my dust destt I 1 tins this was relayed to me by bill taylor who tells it na an having happened in the alie st charles hotel new orleans A sout southerner berner was in the habit of going to the hotel dining room tor for lunch every day and always sat at tin the same table the colored boy who waited on oil him was tall and very dark lie ile knew that the was always good for a fifty cent tip and consequently gave him tile the heat best possible service sen ice one day after tile southerner had bad taken ills his sent a little light darky him and handed him the menu wheres tily my waiter asked tho the southerner im you tills alls waiter answered bilig e little fellow 1 chri no youre not said the man mail sly my waiters a tall lark dark lioy boy well captain you see sec suli suit I 1 don won you from him las has night in a crap game theres one tiling thing ill be safe from tills this summer tit nt least girls listen not t to 0 the dictates of fashion tills this coming summer but cover up tip your necks to protect them from the sunlight it if not you may suffer ser erinn pig mento suin this according to london dispatches Is the warning sounded by medical authorities to women who wear V e nr low neck dr dresses alss es an and d douses and lounge on the beaches F calr a ir camill ex tone d girls are likely to develop an acute or even tin an dermatitis dermat Itts followed by the spokesman for the ined lens declared declare colt cold cream find and preparations will to do much of course to remedy the results of the exposure hut but the velvet milk white skin of yuth youth never returns 4 salome was on an acrobatic tumbler and not i dancer george C druce of oxford england told the royal arch 4 leal institute that makes mary carden and geraldine barkar eligible for 1 r membership in the national vaude xelle tile artists association but it it they open the bill at a certain variety theater I 1 know of in texas I 1 hope they dont sell send out their laundry before the Na nager sees their act leading of the fact that david war veld walked into the actors equity II 11 association so clation headquarters the other dy ky wrote rote on oil a membership jupp licu tl n and recognized until ll 11 he pat pi t his name to tile re re innas nie me of n similar experience ho he had in denver when I 1 was trucking tracking the elusive item for the denver post was known wherever news papers were read and footlights as the Auction auctioneer ece 11 on arriving in denver he fell into COL with a n drai dramatic natle critic who proposed that ahey cy try out tile the theory that a name was more valti valuable able than the vehicle in spite of Shake dictum that the plays the thing so lie took garneld Var neld around to the towns cheapest vaudeville where they played at least four and sometimes ns al many its as six a day th chii newspaper man introduced warnold to tile the arja aleto rl eto a certain henry ajr bucano well known inter its as en an exponent t of bizarre publicity ideas this fellow said tile critic thinks he can net act lie would like to tell a 11 faw stories and give it a few impersonations all right replied the owner but for or somebody else than you I 1 do 16 it ld went on immediately and gave gae tits his impersonations after the tha performance the newspaper man asked the proprietor alint wh at cli chance tince do you lienk think lies hes gut of getting on tile singe not much wits was tile hip reply nut lt if you give TIC do the word ill hire bin it 15 a week hilt but hell have to drop his initiation imitation of david dald ft dald it was awful LV bf 0 hi 1001 1 |