Show 4 11 LITTLE JESTS ga PITY THE LION it was a rather small circus and carried but one lion one tiger one elephant and so BO on down don tle the list after the trainer hail had put the lion through his big paces an elderly lady up p bared lit at the CURO cage door und remarked arent you afraid that this ferocious beast will attempt to make a meal of you sonic some day to tell you the truth maam confided the man in the dazzling uniform if business get any better im afraid ill have to make a meal of 0 tills this ferocious beast american le la glon eion weekly about time miss my month at palm reach coach did me a world of good mr ir clubb indeed it did you look twenty years younger miss clr serl I 1 31 mr r clubb deg pardon deuced awkward thing to say of course you know I 1 mean thirty years younger or er that Is really you know you look just ns as old as you tell always do er well 1 I must be going A common fault in specs it was at a lecture on india tile the lecturer had been describing some of the sights he had seen there there are some spectacles he ha said that one can never forget oli oil I 1 do wish tell me where I 1 could get a pair said an old lady in the audience im always for forgetting gettIn mine HIS TRAINING SCHOOL watson youre a wonder how till you attain such proficiency in making deductions holmes I 1 acquired it while mahln out my income tax schedule challenge she said bald shed neer been kissed the fact aroused my aly ire she will not say so after this I 1 know ashes not a liar just like mother the visitor what are you going to ta do when you get to be a big lady your manima mamma little elsie when I 1 get big like ilka mamma ill diet why he was cutting grass stranger at gate ate Is your mother at home youngster well do you suppose im mowing this flits lawn because the tha grass is long some gain anyway scene A scotch railway station excited woman porter porter 1 ive lost my lug luggage gagel 1 porter calmly ali ah weel mra mm then yell no be a porter getting even how can you let bour our daughter marry young anderson you are ara deadly enemies yes and now he be will have my wife as his mother ln in law TIME ON HIS HANDS bp lie ile seems seeing to have plenty of time alma on ills his hands youve noticed his wrist watches I 1 see sec gets it quicker everything comes to him who walts but here Is something sticker slicker the man who goes for what he wants wanta gets cots it a 0 blamed sight eight quicker sacrifices does docs that enger eager politician ever make any sacrifices for the sake of serving ills his country yes answered senator sorghum every how now and then ie sacrifices a perfectly good friend fri enLi washington star bargains 1 I see you have installed a moat meal counter in your department store yes right next nest to the canned soups aisle how tire are things going pretty fair we dont know just how bow to feature remnant day born here the duchess says she know much uch about tile the united states that Is doubtless true until she married the duke I 1 dont suppose she sha was ever outside of hoboken boken y |