| Show on the funny side A HAPPY MAN going to move this spring no going to decorate the house then no 1 I presume youre going to build a sleeping porch or something no great scott I 1 your wife golna to do anything unpleasant or uncomfortable for this year maryt marys bright idea its no wonder youre such a sissy declared the bad boy your pa and ma were married by a justice of 0 the tha peace well retorted independent mary from the noise I 1 hear coming coining from your house your pa and ma must have been married by the secretary of war pathfinder provoking myrtle while I 1 was playing whist with mrs singleton last evening she asked me what the trump was at least leas alx six times maude were you not provoked myrtle I 1 should say sol As it I 1 a knew scientific salesmanship Bla manager nager why did that customer walk out without buying saleslady we have what she wanted Bla manager nager you are not supposed to sell bell them what they want sell them what we have evidence against her dont you think alice sings with a great deal of feeling cant say that I 1 do it if she had hy aay feeling she would spare her friends bathing enough in summer ile he and to think that you have no bath in the house she well you see our circumstances permit us to spend three months at the seaside every year feel fed the heat IY nit kit ile he may be no good but he certainly has money to burn nat hat well I 1 never suffered with the heat when I 1 was out with him williams purple cow 0 A SERIOUS MATTER Never wed the good old mother matheri 1 inlaw in law joke seems about played out the real mother in law never was a joke except to you guys guy who were never up against one A possibility when you suffer from the asthma dont let it go eo at that there lg Is a chance you get that way because you keep a cat why the pistol A chicago man fainted when he be saw his cifes new hat bat and yet some women insist on using revolvers on their husbands too late for congratulations some one told me you had got married may I 1 congratulate you if it too late thanks but it Is I 1 was married last week london tit bits qualified fled proprietor have aou ou had any experience per peri lence ence as a walter waiter applicant I 1 carried SIX courses at one vire in college dally daily dialogues clubb I 1 never could make a speech dubb too bad clubb so I 1 always say silence Is golden talk emily beleu and may talked of 0 nothing but their diamonds carrie it nast have been a bril 1 llant conversation timely advice the lady declared she was a lady whereat the other lady said now listen every lady Is a lady nevor nevo start an argument about an established fact kidders address to foots fools 1 I wonder if 1 professor kidder meant anything by it by what ue he advertised a lecture on fools and when I 1 bought a ticket it was wa marked admit one london tit bits willing to pay she A penny for our thoughts Stay inte I 1 was thinking of going her father from head of stairs give hlat a dollar margle margie its wort worth it |
