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Show LONG PANTS FOR MEN, BUT Red-blooded Americans of the stronger sex (alias masculine) should rise up in their wrath and smite the fashion mongers who have announced that the classy stuff for the coming year will be trousers so long that they fray away about, the foundations thereof from constant contact with the hard boiled 'sidewalk. Just as we were beginning to be accustomed to the ankle-deep ankle-deep pants that show off the priceless shoes to such an advantage, to say nothing of the still more classy woolen hose we of the he-family he-family are to be required to go back to Civil war days and wear the drooping trousering that shuffle along back of the rubber heel to the intense satisfaction of the tailor-repairer. There is but one gleam of hope in the whole situation, and that is that the ladies' skirts will be still higher this year. So while we are doing a sort of navy shuffle up the street in our long pants', we may console ourselves, dear fellow, and keep our mind from our troubles, by reflecting that hot everybody is having the same trouble that affects ourselves. |