Show Groan And Moan As Dean Angleman Orally Orients Two days a week we green little freshmen traipse into good old KH and settle down for a course in Freshman Or-j that for I lack of a better name and to j confuse poor little green- i j Before proceeding with the j class let us take the derivation of word When we break the word down we have the word Most people associate the word Orient with the Far and Chop You know what Chop Suey a little bit of this and that mixed together and served in one big That's Now we know the origin of the let us proceed with the By the time we have quieted that making only semi-loud pops without bubble and Dean Angleman can be heard by shouting into the PA it is 11 a. m. Dean Angle-man finally gets our attention and proceeds with orienting he tells we are going to decide why we are here as if he didn't know parents can force you into things like we are going to analyze our placement a terrible job since most of us are in English A that because it makes us feel and can't read very well At this stage of the proceedings the snores are Getting up for S o'clock classes doesn't agree with us and Orientation is the only class large enough to permit us to sleep and not have the professor discover Just at the right time the bell and a chorus of happy sighs are The snores stop abruptly and Dean Angleman is so hoarse from trying to make himself heard and so tired that he quietly faints and lets us go our |