Show I 1 AM THE NEWSPAPER orn of the deep daily need of tile the halbion B born am alli the voice of now the incarnate spirit of nf tile the times tittles of things that are my cold type burns with wilh tile the fire blood of human action I 1 am fed by arteries arterie 3 of wire that girdle the earth I 1 drink from the cup of every living jop I 1 nud and eor row I 1 sleep diat rest not I 1 know not night nor day nor season I 1 know kilow no deatle yet I 1 am all born arain again with every morn with every llo noun oll with every twilight I 1 leap leab into fresh being with every new worlds event those who created tile me cease to bethe be the brains and hearts blood that nourish me gu the way of human dissolution yet I 1 live on oil I 1 nin am majestic in my strength sublime in ill my rower terrible in ill my potential aties yet us democratic demora tic as the ragged boy who sells fells me for a penny I 1 am the consort of kings tile the partner of capital the brother brot lier of toil tim the inspiration spira tien of the hopeless tile right arm or of tile HIP medy tho the champion of the oppressed the conscience of tile criminal I 1 uni am tile epitome of 0 tile worlds comedy and tragedy my responsibility is ia infinite I 1 speak and the alie world stops to fil feltell tell I 1 say tit alio 0 word and battle blames tile hie li orizon I 1 counsel peace and tile tho war lords obey I 1 a nm ill greater than any individual more powerful powers tit than any group I 1 am alje dynamic force of public op opinion illion rightly directed I 1 am a 0 of confidence A builder of happiness in ill living I 1 am the backbone of commerce the trail blazer of prosperity I 1 a am in the teacher of patriotism I 1 am the hands of ohp clock of time thile the clation clarion voice of civilization I 1 am the newspaper bj joseph U H finn film in the chicago tribune TAKE CARE OF THE BABY ill illner weather is iii hard ou on the baby as slimmer food will prevent many deaths mothers s milk is the only perfect food for a baby clean fresh cows milk properly modi modified fled and pasteur izod is ie the best substitute to pasteurize milk place tile bottles containing con to in ing tile the mills milk in ill a double boi boiler ter put in a e ter and heat libat avil un il the wader water is degrees then push the boiler to the back of thu stove and keep tile the temperature between and les desi rees for thirty I 1 minutes 1 theria this kills till all germs it if you bave have no lie thermometer amete 1 lecat until the water around the bottles comes to a boil then let stand for thirty minuets minu ets bottle milli milk should be diluted with boiled water and coaled boiled water given freely between feedings clothing in ill summer should he light and the baby kept out of doors as ai a i much as ar possible except when it is very liot hot ile he should be bathed morning aia av evening und and till on lot liot days it in tile lay day if diarrhoea amparp tile babas food should ile be diluted with boiling water and tile amount much dver decreased eased if cheru is vomiting and foyer stop till nil food giving only boiled water antor und and call a INFORM THE EDITOR no lie of the most difficult dilli cult of tile tho editors jobs is 0 to t giet get faits facts about birt birtha liA mar marriages und deaths lle people olle acm to think he ought to know these things by intuition if nob ila that tile the birth marriage ringo or death is of of such importance tance in ill the family flint it is presumed tho the editor will bo be informed by somo some wire wireless loss or just grow into the information ilivia Ili vii when mien tile the paper comes out and no mention is of alia tit avent i tile editor is danied for vot dot fluga good newspaper or not getting oil all tile member Ile there ire are it good ninny many people in ill this county comity if tile editor knew eacle baeli of chent hy by name imirie beide bes be ide idea their funnily hillory liis lory and ilia hie chief events e in ill the lives of avery individual lie be nn all editor hed be it a demigod demi god resting liia ilia feet on it 11 cloud and sipping ambrocia ambro iia instead of inhabiting a broken brohen do down n ollice chair and wondering where tle the money for tile next white paper bill is coming from tile life I 1 ife of the average newspaper ninn is a gay one gathering cathering news is second nature to liim him like picking his teeth with the th collice pon poll and aidi cussing bussing tile tho olliee office towel just tile anille theres there s if 0 limit to to llis omniscience bast we thought of it a million eight hundred and forte fort idne alious and three hundred indred lii and sixty four things of if importance besides besida cuple ot of hundred undred li thousand chinall items unworthy of mention and it was a slow week aure anxious for news for tile tho paper and alid it wo wont put you out much inich to drooby drop by the I 1 office or telephone us its happening at your house then thell if tile the item get in ill tile paper you a right to conic come down and kick hick tile the stuff ing out of the cat otla oilier r wise wipe don blama us |