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Show more filling stations on the road between here and Salt Lake. That there is always room at the top, but the loafing1 is better at the bottom. That the party who gaze3 for eight hours at a clock will sure be proud when the four-hour day arrives. That Bingham is NOT a hick town. Yet people will pay to go to a show to" look at the ads. on the screen. That ofttimes the Bible is used to store valuables in, as there is not much danger of their getting "touched." 1 11 ' Did It Ever Occur to You That if you are desirous of being carefree be careful. That even in the darkest days a party's good name will keep its brightness. That Columbus Day celebrations celebra-tions only come once a year. That want of thought sometimes some-times causes as much pain as want of heart. That if the school children sang "America" and the "Star-Spangled "Star-Spangled Banner" at the Columbus Colum-bus Day celebration on Friday last it would have been much That the people of Lark are still desirous that the County Commissioners know that they do not prefer darkness rather than light.' , ' - . appreciated by all present. But they didn't. Could they have sung each verse of these beautiful beauti-ful anthems without an error? That it is far better to be short of cents than to be short of sense. That the roads in the Copper-field Copper-field district are said to be in the best condition ever known in the history of the camp. That we are proud of the fart there is one honest man in Bing-hom; Bing-hom; one that needs money, but would rather work hard for it than use what did not belong to him. That some men are so honest as not to hit a man when he is down, but they manage to get their feet in unseen, if possible, to prevent him from rising. That it looks as if the American Ameri-can party will have to keep busy to make both ends meet in Salt Lake. That recent reports from Grass Valley, California, as to the present pres-ent mining situation are certainly favorable. That there is much more mining min-ing done by some of the boys with their mouths than is done in the mines with their hands. That it has been said a woman ran' laira liUa -I irt I cant love like a dog. Who would expect a woman to act as a brute, anyway. That JACK still has some wonderful bargains in guns for duck shooting. See him at 77 West Second South, Salt Lake City, where you will be treated squarely. That the little girl from Sandy always has a bunch of admirers around her. Does it mean she is popular? That Captain Dick used up all the "bal-shag" he could find to keep the muck out of the "millyar." That some girls look half dead, but it is surprising how much they can stand when there is a dance connected with it. j That some gas dealers between Salt Lake and Bingham never know when the 'price vof gas drops a cent or two. That it is hoped cheaper gasoline gaso-line will not mean more auto wrecks. That "Lyko" is a tonic that is being specialized in by the Schramm-Johnson people. That the parrot at the Thelps Candy Tartar likes to meet the customers, especially the girls. That some day men will start a campaign for equal rights with women. That poor Eve was surely embarrassed. em-barrassed. Why, she had no place to carry her powder-puff. That much of man's ingenuity is employed in searching for an alibi. That if every day were Sunday it would be necessary to have Utfrtlt"! mill irnnmm - I ' - |