Show A NEW YEARS resolution hy by frank beckwith I 1 to tile the editor and readers ot of ule the ilk 11 BE IT RESOLVED that wo we tile now year oft off in good humor psychologists tell 11 us thatis that it wo we will bo be happy up to halt past ton I 1 lit in I 1 tile the morning tha rest ot at the alio lay jay will take caro care ot of itself so lot let s make inake a broad grill grow where only a grouch w aa s before I 1 always did laugh at tile following jokes I 1 remember once falling failing out of my cradle I 1 laughed so flat hard at ono one of 0 em cm you remember it surely why it went like tills A diner aitho at tho hotel fallo table was addressed by tile tho waitress who wished to say something anything in fact to break the silencer allenc et it looks like rain adut dut it tastes like soup ho said oh that 8 boan soup cup she twit twittered ered to catch herself 1 I know its been soup soul but what is it now lie he asked I 1 was idling away tho the time in fit richard ashly ashby a the other morning when in came a man all bingea bunged up a patch over an all eye a wing lit in a sling und a peach of a contusion on oil ills his lio acid id where a rolling pin pill had come coma aez e 1 I want a pension on oil what grounds asked richard coz my wife and I 1 fought all through the ayar lie he answered richard gave tile tho wife tile the pension and it a leather modal medal aint them tunny funny ones though thought I 1 always did laugh at em real hearty you now weve got to giggling lets try this one editor joo joe smiths botte better halt half woke up tip tho the othor other night in the wee sma sina hours bourn and lit in a scared whisper aalde 1 oil oh joe theres a burgi burglar ar in fit tho pantry catin my pies well tile ino to do gi growled bowled tho the sleepy joe chase lilia him off so jo ho wont dlo on all tho premises now you seo see its jl t as aa I 1 told you it if you giggle up once before halt half past nast tent teni tile tho rest of the day clay la Is all hunky dory see lioy how it agrees with me 10 11 11 al I 1 |