Show an essay on the editor A boys essay on oil the editor is from froin the east texas register I 1 dont know how newspapers come to be in tile the world and I 1 dont think god does docs for lle lie anything to say ay about them in ill the bible I 1 the editor is the missing D link we e read of and stayed in the amsi business until after the hood flood and then thell came out und and wrote bilings up and lias has been doing it ever since I 1 don t think lie he ever died I 1 never heard of a dead one und and never heard of one getting licked our paper i is fa a mighty good one but our editor goes without underclothes ill in winter and and dont wear socks and pa aint paid liis his subscription since since tile paper started 1 I asked pa if that was the reason the editor sucked the juice out of snowballs in tile the winter and went to bed in suni summer nier when his shirt was washed then pa took me out and licked me awful hard if the e editor makes a mistake the siy say lie ought to be hung lung if it a doctor makes ft a mistake lie he buries them and tile the people dont say anything 1 because e doctors ean can read and write latin whon when the editor makes a mistake there i is a lawsuit and alid gi swearing and a big fuss but if the doctor makes a 0 mistake MS talle there i ib a funeral and cut flowers and perfect silence ado A doctor ct can call use a word i mile long wit without hout him or anybody else 1 knowing what it means but if the editor uses one word lie he has haa to spell it if the doctor goes to see another mans man Q wife lie he clurg es the man for the visit if tile the editor goes lie bets ets a charge of buckshot any college C can all make a doctor to order but 1 t un an editor has to bear bo ev bo n |