Show v i arvie Yr Vie f f 1 r i f i 4 IL 0 1 1 CURIOSITY INDEED it was in the museum those sir announced the guide as he stopped before a glass case are the eggs of an american condor they were found feet above the sea level the visitor removed his hat with a grave bow why do you remove your hat asked ached the guide curiously out of respect respect yes respect for any eggs that could have been higher than the eggs of the barnyard hen brute my wife went shopping yesterday and left me to take care of the baby oldwen you have my sympathy old man bet you had the tinge time of your life trying to keep him quiet on the contrary I 1 found I 1 it t dead easy the little follow fellow never let atit abt a howl in three hours oldwen say how bow did you manage it oh I 1 merely gagged him tied his hands behind his back bound his feet together nailed his clothes to the floor and then chloroformed chloro formed him A trying ordeal you must have had a terrible experience perien peri ence C e w with I 1 th no food and mosquitoes swarming around you I 1 said to the shipwrecked mariner who had bad been cast upon the jersey sands you just bet I 1 had a terrible experience peri ence he acknowledged my aly experience peri ence was really worse boroa than that of the man who wrote water water everywhere but not a drop to drink with me it was bites bites everywhere but not a bite to eat how it happened lady poor man so you are just out of jail i tramp yes mum I 1 was a victim of fortune tellers back in 99 lady indeed 1 tramp yes mum the district attorney told me where id ever been and what id ever done in my whole life and the judge predicted where id bo for the next ten years puck AWFUL THREAT 1 I A ma cow to errant ofra offspring pring dont you ou break into that ga garden aden with that naughty Jone scalf it if you get tough like him the beef trust ll got get you at the natatorium lum 1 I thought you said the water liend head sputtered the new pupil who swim when ho he had been pulled out of the ten foot tank it over your head when you asked me replied the smart atte attendant ad pessimistic CAROL A prudent p r uti e n t life lif e Is 1 s hard lia r d to t 0 tend lai a d you Y 0 u tt think ii i ilc b before ef 0 ro y you 0 u n pe c determined that you will take heed with lowly mood and mock meek t and when at last youve told your with wisdom sadly small you wish as critics harsh you find you thought at all though you select your path to climb As through tho the 1 world you stray k r youre sure to wish full many a tima gone some other way in thrift you stoutly persevere and find you try sy i the substitutes about as aa dear As what you wished to buy THEY ALL TALK nothing is more depressing than thac a silent woman he I 1 never had bad the luck to meet one nothing seems impossible within the past few days a man who worked as a farm hand died I 1 leaving eav I 1 a fortune of a bank clerk passed away and left something liko to his credit and a preacher died worth well well I 1 be sur to hear some of these days of 0 a newspaper man dying and leaving as much as J sinful waste yes said colonel Old beau 1 I feel like fighting every time I 1 see two good looking women kiss hiss each other why colonel queried mrs peachly what makes apu feel that waya way oh its the result of my military education I 1 suppose answered the colonel 1 I never like to see good ammunition wasted getting ready mccready mrs is determined that all her daughters shall bo married to princes or dukes Is she doing anything to prepare the girls mccready oh yes she has tutors teaching them how low to say yes in every foreign language under tho the sun eun homelike rice e do you know why the fire department part ment was called out the night gave the banquet to his friends from romo rome Hender shute yes ho was so BO dead anxious to please ills hia guests by reminding them of their home city that he lighted the hall with roman can dies why he felt provoked mr air Recent marrio surprised and irritated rita ted what moro matches why I 1 sent up a dozen boxes only yesterday mrs airs Recent marrie yes dear I 1 know you did but those matches were wera for the kitchen I 1 need parlor matches n now ow |