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Show thing like this. ' ' , I . t " ' That if there was and ireless Ireland , things would improve over there. ' That a certain' statesman has said, "If you want to know what's wrong in this country search the home,' but suppose you find nobody home? , x ift "' ; ' That a ten pound fish, actually presented: by any Bingham fisherman fish-erman would'rather put a stop to some fishy stories. " ' That Senator Standishis getting get-ting new ideas in his head which should have been developed long, long ago. That a label always sticks to the bottle but not to the truth. That the worst feaure of an Election is having to explain the defeat. - - ... . That Ireland needs a Burbank who could make oranges grow on the shamrock. -V . y. i'r. That nearly everybody should have a few small victories to his credit when life ends. - - ., .; v . That statistics may prove that shorts skirts boomed matrimony. - . . That one scientist claims he dosen't think Mars is inhabited by "intelligent beings," pessi- 'mists,say the same about this globe. . , That summer campers have to take a camping outfit when on a vacation, but they always can find plenty of mosquitoes and ants to go around. , , That one way to wilt laurels is is rest on them. . That the TinticDistrict Mines are pffering leasers possibilities that might be adopted in this district to an advantage. That its about time to quit treating the dove of peace like you would an English sparrow. That speed irisn't a good substitute sub-stitute for common sense. . That intimidation . is closely related to assault and battery. That if people would read this column more closely they would not impose such a charge as scandal against us. ' That after a man has done his best, it is up to destiny to do the rest. ' That Bruce Barton says "This world is run by men who have wives," which altho true is an hard pill for a bachelor to swallow. swal-low. . . .-. :..-! That what seems to us'lucid-ous'ls us'lucid-ous'ls thei fact that:4Britain is asked to aid in suppressing the smuggling of liquor into U. S. Territory." , That the news will publish in the near future one of the most thrilling serials you have ever read. "The girl, a horse and a dog. That Fred Johnson will attend to all orders for Paperhanging and Painting left at the office of the Bingham Mercantile Co. That the Radio religious service ser-vice will never prove popular because be-cause the women won't be able to show there new hats. That there is no low cost of high living. That sqme of the boys are anxious anx-ious to know when the girls are to make their Yellowstone tour. v in . Did It Ever Occur to You That Benjamin Franklin once said, "In, this world nothing is certain except death and taxes." . That a certain daily recently is quoted as saying, "Ten year reign of brunettes ended." We have heard of it raining cats and dogs but never thought of any- |