| Show Sailing at the U Ernie Gives Advice to Utah Coeds An ensign's stripe is one half an inch If Joe and Al were one half an inch they might have become ensigns Because they are one half an inch too Joseph E. Bossoletti and Albert D. Towler have been separated from the unit and sent to Treasure Island for Joe is a R. T. lc and Al is a M. Seven weeks just gave them a sampling of college It's really a tough break for the The third man to leave is Vincent J. High blood pressure washed Vince That suave singer of songs in the navy show was Jim speaking he's the Navy also presented the Five and their own misinterpretation of and Suds in the It was really too good for anything this side of Dick R. Bob Ramsey and Jim Anderson might do better on but what they did to and was Good music thanks to Nonnie Nelson and good jokes thanks to the much talented And from the show came the motto for the navy day one good charge always deserves a please do not When George Iveson read he did not want you weeping and wailing and gnashing your I have some useless hints for Utah's shining Concerning conduct interesting to naval students things you should do Twist his wrist if he gets we like a little resistance at Offer to shine his shoes if you scuff Smile sweetly if he asks you for your telephone number and give it to the Offer to pay all checks and be sure to have a full tank of Listen to all sea stories and murmur frequent and cute little nauseating shrieks but above M don't get Lady be good to stray sea dogs-There are a few that should be avoided Please bet you say that ft all the That's none of Step on handkerchief he drops it in front of 5 may do his own Say you can dance if you only the East Hi Get lipstick on his white stripes they're to keep clean as it Into the junior have you got your victory medal Just tear the top o four freshmen and send them along with your regular navy to You will yours by |