Show Pat Rice Says Scribe Decries Modern Dance A La U of U If Arthur Murray taught you dancing in a or if you're just in from Moab and want to lake the corn out of your the thing to do is pay ca lose attention to the local slicks who wear pants pegged to a double decker strictly-from-icky bow and think the fox trot is something that went out when wolves came To be sure they and their groovy predecessors who gave Salt Lake the reputation for being the city on the map or maybe its just that the bootleg firewater dealers can't over the so they sell it Modern as it is executed or as the case may be on dance floors is considered East high school's contribution to the Data shows the modern trend began some five years back when a little boy desirous of expressing bis affection for a little girl clicked his heels and planted a big kiss on her That did Word spread among the other Leopards and soon everyone was having a roaring good time clicking their heels and a year Joe Glutz discovered the result was what you see today at our matinee the and the innumerable other dance spots in the city such as the Gerry's Gym and that colorful little night-spot located just west of the A W called least that's what the sign Contrary to popular belief there is nothing especially difficult about this newest mode of dancing it does if you're Position is Girl and boy stand face to isn't Boy puts his right arm around How far around is depending upon the length of the boyrs arm and the width of the the girl puts her left arm around the Some girls choose to rest their arm gently on the boy's will wrap themselves around their amorously stroking the back of his head while the orchestra plays Made Me Love So we have accounted for two assuming our couple is a normal we still have two Kap little brothers who had their arms twisted off in rushing are They can skip to the next Boy takes the girl's right hand in his slips her the boy scout and they're all Before we proceed to the forehead here's a timely suggestion for you Always put your cigarette behind your ear before attempting the lip-to-forehead Only last week one young man forgot this and the result was One-eye Agnes he calls The committee on dancing and other composed of East high faculty plus several university stipulates that the boy should bring his lips to rest gently above the girl's right In other plant your big fat mouth on her there you Soft music is Your arms are around Her arms are around Her blue eye looks longingly into yours while the brown one looks longingly at the blue What about the you At a time like this you're worrying about your |