Show d okie OF SIGNAL SERVICE you look very sad little boy said the benevolent old lady can I 1 be of any help to you the little boy who had been reading a class of literature beloved of tits his kind threw down the book and struck an attitude hist old woman he declared thou canet be of signal service to me an thou wilt seest yon shop across the way take this bronze coin and command the scurvy knave with in to supply thee aith two cigarettes and a lucifer be secret mother and betray me not or thy life shall pay the forfeit I 1 will await thee here FELINE AM AMENITIES niri drw the light cat you dont seem to tc like that new dog next door the dark cat 1 I like him fur ui straight good Reas Re bri I 1 never had a dear gazelle to charm me with her soft mild eye if you must know inov the reason well my wife might find it out wh why Y seas tremendous action A after after fter lying at the bottom of the sea undisturbed for a century and a half one of the guns of H AT S ramillies Ra millies which was wrecked near bolt tall tail on the south coast of devon has been recovered one side of the weapon has been worn away with the action of pebbles and shingle washed over it by the tide to such an extent says the london chronicle that at the muzzle the thickness of iron is very little and for its whole length the metal has the appearance of being gradually filed away even the which originally took its weight on the gun carriage have been worn to spikes chinese inland mission in the china inland mission which was opened 44 years ago there are foreign missionaries residing at stations during the last year 45 new workers joined the mission three missionaries died and 14 retired since the commencement of the mission chinese have been received into church fellowship and of these more than survive during the year 1908 there were received 2507 into fellowship i not for him edison saya he has perfected his storage battery so as to put the horse in the has been class he need not have troubled so far ay ari I 1 am con concerned cernell the horse has always been in the never was class for me of course not 1 I see where a writer says goodby good by to the fairy tale are all the married meni men dead IN 11 9 rathers fathers in ills his airship gone to spend the day looking af after ter loans and bonds in europe oer the way mother who likes comfort and does not care to roam Is shipping via wireless in paris at her homo home brother who in deep seas sea has a coral grove Is going in ills his submarine among his crops to rove uncle in the navy chos left ills his ship a span 4 Is shooting through pneumatic tubes to join oln her in japan sister chos a suffragette has worked reforms so rare that even tho the ward meetings they oceh now with prayer and when tired by her labors shed body rest and soul she goes foes to spend for pleasure A weekend week end at the pole much in a name what become of that paper you were going to start in the interest ot of uplifting the poor tramp asked the interviewer ah it fell through confessed the 41 great reformer with much agitation and all on account of the blooming carelessness of the printer did he make a grave error 1 I should say so you know the paper was to be named the bar of hope well that idiot of a printer changed it to the bar of soap ava and as soon as my constituents heard the name they started running and they are running yet in 1915 suddenly the great game in the summer of 1915 stopped the trouble shouted tho the grand stand let the game go 0 on I 1 make them play thundered the bleachers soak the umpire W just then the manager came out and held up his hand band y patience gentlemen patiences pati encel the game will go on just as soon as aa the fly cops chase that fleet of airships from over the diamond those thosa on them are catching the balls as fast as they are batted upward and then the fly cops began to fly from every direction recognition abt darling he cried throwing arlda all reserve do you not know me As ho he took her to his bosom sh sobbed your face is familiar al though I 1 cant quite recall yow name unusual at least cold comfort this it what is wearing wraps in july I 1 1 1 5 4 oh cudgel four times in one half hour I 1 rose from my much needed slumber to go downstairs and tell some one nope youve got the wrong number of |