Show may we look forward and upward to a strike of flying machine operators according to the womans comans page a little cold cream will be good for the gun fi burn since it was not able to keep the wright brothers france is satisfied with Bler buerlot lot ae Aero ro over the english channel is a safer job than soaring above stumpy virginia farms however the E english channel puzzled julius caesar a lot and napoleon never could manage to cross it victims of the weekend week end habit do not desire to be cured while the grand and lovely weather hangs around judging fra from the e way irrigation projects are being snapped up tip the people of tills this country are still land hungry with one squint of the prescient eye we foresee people giving their friends sure cures for airsickness within a year only a little bit more and the aero acro plane will be useful for blowing up tip the fleet or pilfering a ile hen roost as you please because a woman refused to gt get supper for her husband at midnight a couple is in the divorce court why could they not have compromised and f called it breakfast A sad accompaniment to the hot p period e hod is the lengthening list of drown VF I 1 ings this is alime a ime when special care A against the dangers of the water should be enjoined it is strongly suspected that the revolts iv ir spain pain have been stirred up by a mob element which has used the antiwar anti war sentiment as an excuse to indulge in looting and crime five feet of books will make some men real scholars and then again there are other men upon whose native ignorance five cords of books make an impression the czar of russia is said to look much older than he is any man that holding his job would be in a position to snap his fingers at all the osiers on earth tor for a hundred years or so A woman in new york I 1 has aas obtained a divorce from her husband who has been missing for 15 years she probably intends to simplify any enoch arden reappearance tangle at the start at least half a dozen different patterns of flying machines can beat half of the more common birds at distances ranging from 20 miles up to 50 and that is the real thing in the flight line the young eloping pittsburg brides who cried because on their return their fathers were placid and handed them checks will soon realize that the real romance of the affair was in the checks olive drab cotton cloth is to be substituted for khaki as the tropical uniform for the united states army in looks at least it must be an improvement no uniform could look worse than the dull brown khaki A government land scandal has developed in cuba with alarming pro promptness ampt for so now new a republic it will not be a pleasant experience for the united states after all its trouble to have tile the heads of the E european european nations wagging with a chorus cho rus of 1 I told you so |