Show NOT SO BAD gwendolyn do courtenay the handsome society favorite was nervously agitated even a blind baggage car 0 could o uld see that she passed up and down in front of bf the large cheval glass in her room evidently Vi she was gre greatly it aggrieved over something finally her high strung nerves got churned up to such a pitch that she lost control over herself and began to clutch and tear wildly at her hair pulling it out in large handfuls your sympathetic nature is aroused and you cry the poor woman is temporarily insane why s some ome one stop her before she does herself bodily injury inbur Y she must bo be in terri ble mental agony to stand the pain of pulling her hair out by the roots but hist be not too lavish with your sympathy friend up to now gwendolyn has only pulled off 14 pounds of puffs three miles of interlocking switches and a few detachable curls she has some distance to go yet before she touches the real cross your heart hair gwendolyn is merely distracted because her maid cannot get her floating hirsute equipment on in becoming array she is simply getting ready for a fresh start puck putting him wise have you a play for next season asked the low comedian no answered the manager well continued the 1 c 1 I can put you next to something that will draw well what Is it queried the manager A mustard plaster answered the other as lie he made a hurried getaway gettin em out of the way penman A certain society has made me an offer to buy all of my mk poems wright it must be the humane society yonkers statesman AT THE SEASIDE 0 14 y 1 ir c 0 r miss dont you think its a great impropriety to be engaged to three men at once miss de flippe not if they dont know it no use newspapers try to post the world and keep it posted do their best and yet some city youth each year essays to pick a hornet nest opposing results there is one paradoxical experience remarked the he home philosopher which nearly every person has 61 what Is that asked the humble that it strikes no ones sense of humor to bit his funny bone sounded that way it beats all how many things a quarter will buy these days took hash for or ditmer dinner did you THE SUBURBAN BREAKFAST coffee cup anil and roll roli in land hand and fifty seconds late father breakfasts on oil tile the run to catch the aos nibbling at a soft boiled egg and hoofing boofing might and main mother alother breakfasts ael she speeds to catch the 04 shoppers train carrying ills bowl of mush and double quickening far tommy breakfasts as lie he hikes to catch alie high school car thus sor for suburbs it would seem though revenues are lax no breakfast tables will be found on which to lay a tax burgh wilson in ill new york sun THE BRUTE 4 mrs fixem firem 1 I dont t see what you men find in your club mr air fixem firem its what we dont and nd clever willie on his baby sisters head wlllie willie broke a piece of tile mamma only smiled and said that will holcher hold her cpr a while soothing 1 I think my wife has mesmeric powers whenever I 1 am unable to sleep I 1 got get her to run her fingers through my hair and she never falls to make me feel drowsy in a little while my wife can put me to sleep in an easier way than that I 1 just permit her to go on talking and she soon gots gets so deeply interested in her sul subject eject that she edep ct me to answer I 1 I 1 the latest sandy pikes yes mum I 1 used to be de star wire walker in de days of barnum you loan me a quarter to join de show in do de next town housewife suspiciously where is your wire sandy pikes dont carry I 1 it any more antim mum im a wireless walker now by inference bridge teacher now it your part ner is dealer and has a dreadful hand what will she make it mrs baker no trumps bridge teacher why you dont know anything about bridge mrs baker possibly not but I 1 know all about my partner harpers bazar adapting proverbs he straws show which way the wind and blows sho she significantly scantly well sometimes in a treating party they show somebody is raising the wind the language of love has he proposed yet not in so many words no answer proposals never come in words they consist of signs hems haws hawa and gurgles |