Show r F 0 fin b ORD 0 A ALINE LINE OF TALK two telephone girls were talking over the wire one afternoon the sub act ct of the conversation was wa i s a lawn party which was to take place I 1 the next day both were discussing g what they v should wear and after five minutes had bad come to no decision in the midst of this important conversation a masculine voice interrupt inter rup ted asking humbly what number he jad Thela the lack elf of reply did not squelch the inquirer for he asked again for the number one of the girls became Indi indignant pant and scornfully asked what line do you think you are on anyhow well said the aiani man 1 I ani am not sure but judging from what I 1 have y heard I 1 should say I 1 was on a clothesline coming down easy inquiries after the welfare of patr rick ack conroy were answered de voted friend terence dolan who rho was ht at the conrays in the double capacity of nurse and cook no hes not dan berous hurt at all was tir mr dolan bolans s reply to a solemnly whispered ques tian at the door we heard he had hada abad a bad fall and was all broke to pieces s whispered th the e neighbor neigh bon 4 tisa a big story youve heard said mr dolan in his cheerful roar abrue lie he fell offa the hupf apt 0 0 the e brady R stables where he hew was as s binglin shi hin glin an he broke his lift leg knocked out a couple 0 teeth at af broke brok his boljar freone i amiade Mi Ade i y 7 sy 1 if hed 0 I 1 hIell n lea to athe t h g groi ind I it might h ha a him baab abad ba db ut the there re was a of bf it h tones and lumber th that at ii broke ke his I 1 r fall youths companion NT w TOO NARROW t mw L 0 1 21 1 ellen are you going abroad this SIN spring N ernest no ellen why not ernest my lily means are too narrow to ao be abroad what killed the cat little davey sloan Is forever asking questions better keep still or something will happen to you his tired mother finally told him one night curiosity once killed a cat you know davey was so impressed with this that he kept silent rilent for three minutes then say mother what was it the cat wanted to know sure funny sign on that what is it I 1 got my glasses orphans court well they got as much ight to as anybody else AN OLD STORY this life Is in an old old story told ocr and oer again tile the sum of dianis mans poor poo r glory the heartache artacho lic and tile tho pain the profitless tur J the never epding ending strife the years of bitter toll tolling irm tho the fond ambitions rife f T this life la is an old old story told oer and oer again A soldier dead and gory on a crowded battle plain A task left half balf completed ir i A sigh a lonely grave for tho victor add th the defeated for the coward and tile tho brave MEASURE FOR V w 10 cheerful smith ever n notice t ce anything remarkable about carpets carpet browne Nov 41 Jiow h 0 w ayou r iier mean SMI 1 bought by the yard and worn by the toot foo t perfidy y properly Puni shede Is it true mildred a asked s k ed the t rheet eyelet faced soft voiced matron mairon caressing her beautiful gol golden golde de n brown hair that lillian Garling horn frie tried 1 a to supplant you in the esie esteem bof of Ket betchley Ketch chloy ley she made a stab at at it yawned dawned miss aliss TW mildred dred 1 l particularly crushed on the loot but when I 1 got wise to the fact that L lit ii Garling horn was mas trying to cut in I 1 thought id just shuw slat vv her that I 1 had her beaten to ja pt cold storage omelet and I 1 did it social paradox it its impossible fornie forme jo to dress on a year well my love you mu must s t wear less dont be silly you know perfectly well that the less jess I 1 wear the more it costs judge NOT A confidence GAME foxy rooster corn eli eh well have to offer it to me with both hands the way of it A bribe 1 Is an insult and yet many people have not spirit enough to resent it no they just pocket it |