Show Pat Rice Says Writer Divulges Origin ot First Skier in History Skiing has been a popular mode of getting from where you are to where you aren't but would like to be for several years It was first invented by a Svere who lived in a little village called famous for its two-headed snowmen and frozen tried frozen whale spring it on the girls at chapter They'll agree it's Severe and his father Sven Sven the breath chaser of the same used to sit around their steam-heated igloo devising great architectural schemes for building frozen custard or dreaming of the days when someone would invent whisky so they could use up all that Now Svere had a girl friend named Ulga who lived in which made it difficult inasmuch as Svere lived on the It wasn't till Svere's father Sven Sven had nursed him back to health with the aid of a kindly white woman named Eleanor who happen ed to be visiting Iceland at the time in an attempt to investigate racial problems among the Eskimos and a bowl of whale-tooth broth with an aspirin in very Svere was ready to head for the valley and Sven was strongly opposed to such a not only because he felt Svere's health could never stand another such but also because he thought Ulga was kind of cute himself and might go for a more mature male if Svere were out of the way for with true paternal he stole gently into Svere's bedroom one night and nailed his feet to the Then he put on his snow-shoes and headed down the mountain in quest of Svere slept thanks to the whale-tooth broth and the 23 knockout drops his father had considerately dropped in so as to cure his Yet when he awoke moonshine was streaming in the Someone had forgotten to plug up the Svere sprang out of immediately springing back in when he discovered his feet were nailed to the Svere lay very pondering the till at length his eye fell on a white piece of paper which lay near his Picking his eye back he to soy ben to any intelligent Eskimo would I is going to save you from a horrible fate by marrying Ulga Wet tears ran down the furrows in Svere's He leaped out of taking a considerable portion of it with threw his White Stag parka on over his and headed for the At first the boards on his feet bothered but soon he found himself sailing over the snow with all the agility of a but a matter of minutes till he was in the making an uncomfortable third for Ulga and Sven Sven's game of honeymoon There might our story end with our three leads reunited but for the hand of There it should end but we won't go into The fact only the day the Eskimo weather bureau officials had inspected the mountain side and found it unsafe for inasmuch as skiing had not been they felt it unnecessary to post a Just as Svere had dealt the last it It being the That was No more no more Sven no more Svere in no more But I digress we were discussing the Amateur of America The A. S. of A. C. was founded in memory of Svere Refrigerator who I'm not |