Show Pat Rice Says Writer Rejoices In Return Of Co-education At at long at long co-education is Let the legislature worry about prohibition legislation and dissipation just give us our For too many delicate femmes have been buying their own cigarettes and carrying their own opening their own doors and kissing their mothers goodnight But the well-known worm has taken the well-known Registration figures show that at least half of the feminine population of the school can hope for dates to the Junior The other half were probably majoring in Phys Ed and have as much fun together Sorority girls in particular are preparing to meet the influx of tweed Loadstone La president of Gotta Lotta sorority came out in meeting last Monday with a new pair of monogrammed she filched while working at C. during the holidays and a dandy pocketbook entitled to rehabilitate or you can't get a Beta aim for a discharge Seventy-five dollars a month In Loadstone's call her Loaded for short she usually handbook she sets forth the slickest way to get your Says Miss also call her because she usually present state of repairs calls for quick thinking on the part of all individuals involved or resolved as the case may Above us women must be We must remember that our blue jeans and moccasins is just the things for doing little jobs around the house such as currying the or currying out the but skirts and sweaters for inasmuch as most veterans prefer same in one form or Another campus Miss Elsa of Alpha Alfalfa stopped licking a former second lieutenant's hand long enough to huff on the discharge button she clutched in her right shine it on the aft side of her rust knit and wonderful what the postwar period has washing to say nothing of the un-numerable numbers of service-m e n returning from various lands including the This optimistic attitude failed to touch a few unfortunate souls One Roscoe pledge of Keg-ga Beer whose members recently elected him Grand Keeper of the House gently stroked the blood blister on his right great toe which kept him out of the army for four blew a smoke ring out of his left ear to prove he really had a punctured ear flipped his floating rib back into and mean I gotta start asking for dates In the last four years I been to 32 sorority 16 Lambda Delta parties four 49 63 canyon parties and a Phi Mu beer So I was the only man I got But what do our potential Rho Sigma the think of the situation now that they are rid of the bustle and confusion of army were you the day we are through standing in you have your reservation in at the Ute and can settle down to pursue in earnest their education Victor once an air corps gave us the answer as he fastened the gold oakleaf buttons on his checked sport two Camp Roberts was never like |