Show Says Library Has Good Also Textbooks As I sat in the office one day nattily attired in my crocheted golf bag and open toed I decided it was about time that investigate the stacks in the I had heard many weird tales of those in a moment of had ventured into those dark and foreboding portals and had never been heard of At first I figured they had been eaten by book and let it go at but after a bits of evidence to the contrary began to come blinking into the light until I was sure that something was armed with my Green Hornet Gas Gun got it by sending in the tops of old is programs together with a pint of blood to cover the cost of mailing postage and a transfusion for the Green a stack permit also cost a pint of blood have you ever tried to get and my slightly wrinkled Press I entered the swinging gate of the circulating desk and went back into the I started at one end of the room examining each book and shelf for the least little I examined books of all shapes and sizes little big fat thin interesting text I came upon some interesting which I made a mental note to remember to For there in or looked at Me and Then I Knew In Love With Me He'd If I'd Write Our Names in Ketchup on the College Inn or Hero's Name was It Seems It's Always But If He Ever Went to Harlem They'd Let or and so down the As I was busily engrossed clueing and I heard a noise behind I quickly turned around and there standing before me was a horrible creature with a greenish grey matted yellow red eyes and blue hands with black who I later found out to be one of the nicer girls that works there part time and whose mother was scared by a technicolor picture before she was And so I went along my merry I was about to go over to the scientific when I tripped over something that looked like a I bent closer it was a You I'm never I bent still It was a a dead body shot right between Shakespeare and I pulled the body went through the then pushed it back again no Still steel-nerved and I went over to the scientific There were thick with long technical such Experimental Thesis on the Improbability of Inclement Weather in the or Gonna Rain No It was just that time that I heard a humming noise almost directly beneath me I followed the sound to a row of the complete works of E. A. the I pulled some books from the to my was not a but a large big enough for a man to crawl if he were a small Being a I passed through with only a little difficulty on the port There was a long dark I followed through until I came to a door and so stealthily opened The room was the University Press and in it were the students who had And what were they They were all busily engaged printing an underground The little Don't go to see those spy pictures look what they've done to |