| Show Says Pom Writes This Year's Letter Santa Claus Dear How the devil are old Long time no and all that sort of It will be a whole year since you got singed a bit between Natches and Mobile coming down our chimney when you didn't know the fireplace was Ah like I always it's those little unexpected things that make life so getting back to what I'm writing I would like to suggest a few appropriate gifts for a few of the happy people around just in case they are too busy to write As you S. old the Junior Prom is getting closer every and we of the committee would appreciate it very much if you would bring us a nice new We aren't fussy what it just so long as it's and We would also appreciate it if you could throw in a big name Bring Midge Thomas a pocket-size edition of King Solomon's Quick Decision Makers to help her make up her Bring Erwin Standing a great big paper doll to call his so that he'll leave everyone else's It's for the good of the you Bring Patricia Stewart a complete map of the She never seems to get any farther than the or the Keith Brown could use some aspirin just plain aspirin king And if you are the least bit dramatically inclined you will bring Robert Hyde Wilson an Oscar for his swell performance in the Play box production of Must Be sure the Oscar is the kind that can also be used for an ash And while you're dishing out whip one down for our ever who has really been doing himself that boy really feels at home on any kind of a I think this year Doug Snow could use a little All the poor kid can do now is play the piano and Could you in some way teach him to knit with his toes or Bring the war on the campus a lease to about four booths in the I'm sure they could also use an arrangement by which they could get discounts on their food and drink for such steady Bring about three girls on this campus because I'd like to stay in good shall remain dickeys or blouses to wear under their V-necked Tell them that without them they look a bit crude and Like I kept telling Gros-ey is absolutely a completely swell so bring him that present that I told you about before and be sure you wrap it well so it doesn't Bring the freshman class humble the sophomores the juniors intestinal fortitude and the seniors hope and several boxes of No old I hope this list has helped you with your gift I'm sure we will appreciate whatever you bring While you're buzzing the drop down by the Field-house and wish a hearty welcome to all the brand new AC-ERs that just blew in a few weeks by the I forgot to tell you what I Just make me a sweet little girl who will never say anything bad about And when you do come to my never mind that chimney act just come in the front You I don't believe in |
