| Show I Scribe Relates Sorrows by Esther Felkner dija hear about the Sig Nu and the Pi Kap who met on the shook hands and congratulated each other on the fine bunch of boys they each had in their respective think there's more to that But you're Once every year the next to impossible happens at Homecoming time when everyone turns out the fraternity skits and the various deans enjoy the Sig Nu's presentation about as much as the publication's censor board would enjoy Earl Carrol's Decorations Homecoming week when beautiful girls knock themselves out painting decorations till 3 in the morning and turn up to their 8 a.m. classes as hags clad in some of the more ill-fitting It's so You break your and the chairman's dad's pocket-book always makes his contribution of fifteen sixteenths of the making some dream on canvass that everyone in the house gets a terrific thump out Then the judges come along musing something about the idea not fitting into the the high water liked the I've always wanted to publish a pamphlet on of a Gay after Glancing Into a Frat House During or I Joined The scene is but peaceful sort of mixture of of That Pistol and Can't Take It With The chapter room is full of heavenly blue rolls of trick weird Indians and poorly-proportioned So meeting is held up in the front room which has been temporarily converted into a lumber In one the quartet is singing like mad on a line of flats or flatting on a line of trash about a rival tong strictly From the library come feeble attempts at humor which will develop into a The script who lias just seen his so burlesque stripped of its 20 best punch lines because of the Utah Hays tries vainly to fill in with some hilarious clean What with his dean's draft and other cards against he's feeling as humorous as a Sig whose little brother promised Sig one night and pledged Beta the next As the president screams for order above the din of lively descriptions of last week-end's hot the social chairman turns on the vacuum cleaner to tidy up a bit in preparation for the night's Unmindful of the the guy who was pledged for his muscles saws on through hell and In the r. ot it 15 prominent for a visit sin- it's He 1 et erring Getting the boys out of this situation is as ev us thinking up a funny ending to this So I'll just let x in f tm and and I'll 1 |
