| Show Writer Describes U Day Sorority Relays Friday afternoon before a huge crowd of spectators from Stewart the sorority relays were run off and I do mean As you each sorority has four men run for There are eight sororities on the and they ran out of men after they had out-fitted the third one and had to go out and comb the campus for Just where they got them from I don't but some of them looked suspiciously like cadavers from the med This custom of having the fellows run for the began some odd years ago in ancient Greece when women were the weaker Some of our leading educators still think women are too delicate to so the girls just stand on the side-lines and carry the fellows off the field as they collapse and throw them around on their shoulders when they To begin the the boys roll dice for their Those who lose start half way up the After lanes are taken comes the unveiling of manly As soon as the girls in the bleachers have stopped a man fires a gun at his and the racers charge madly around track after a blond who is released just in front of them Each sorority furnishes one Often the blondes are not as fast as the This complicates matters and the race has to be started over a track man caught up with his passed her and went on to win the race for Lambda Delta Because of the great number of running this girls were stationed at various positions around the track with bottles of stimulants to revive those who gave out along the I had heard that in the past the winning man for Pi Phi has been met at the finish en masse and badly I didn't believe but it was awfully hard to tell with all the girls out there meeting every man that came in whether he was winning or In twice the timer was carried half way to the Chi Omega Then there were the Alpha They picked up their man and carried him triumphantly away on their shoulders and were then informed that the runner must run twice around the not just It was really a close finish this If you don't believe it ask to show you the teeth marks on his As he fell over the the Delta Gamma's picked him up and threw a bucket of ice-water over his head to revive As soon as he came to they smothered him with open arms and puckered Then they threw a bucket of ice water over him to revive Following the D. G.'s have invited their winning team to their sorority house for |
