Show Dream Man of or PO By Peggy Bennion the first day of leap year and I was so charged with hope I felt like a new storage like No more evenings with an old maid But or being a person of discriminating I had set my standards In the first he must be tall not under five foot three and he must at least weigh enough to balance me on a He must me strong able to carry a parasol without too much He must be handsome with hair reas- facsimile of the and at least one good Teeth He must be intelligent that know how old he is and know what SNAFU He must be very polished the kind who knows just exactly when to to and He must have a snappy personality able to say clever and interesting things such as this the and about And last but not he must come from a good family at least one of his parents must be Possibilities There is of Henry is a honest fellow so my mother tells me even if he does look like something that was fashioned by Poe in a morphine Then there's Edgar nothing wrong with Edgar except some day he will undoubtedly be arrested for impersonating a and then where would I Why not Pete doesn't come under the head of sensual but he is the type who looks like he might prove interesting under a There's really nothing wrong with Herman except I can get the same thrill from a cup of weak- I wouldn't exactly say Herman is but the most interesting thing he can think of doing is to walk through the cemetery on Sunday afternoons and read the Reverend Whit-tier's son might do if things came to a He's as much fun as a person can be who thinks he was put on earth to pinch-hit for With a little he might develop into what could be called a one track Now I know what 4 F means fragile and Of course there are always service but the last time I went out with a we were walking down Main street and three small children rushed up to him We've come to visit he was and so was I. |