| Show Helpful Coed Tells Santa What To Bring By Carol Flynn The gay yule season is upon Soon that Five by Five with high blood will be romping over hill and dale and a mean Blitzen all over the Our campus will be no He will come and leave many gifts for not only the good little girls and but also the Since St. Nick will be very busy this what with travel restrictions and the rationing of reindeer I have taken it upon myself to offer a few suggestions as to suitable gifts for various members of the For Ray t Holmes I suggest a subscription to The Improvement an original line and some eggs to eat with all that To D. C. Lowell dear St. bring a book on the care and feeding of Bring Beth McCullough a siren and fire chief hat to go with her fire She could also use an assistant about six feet or Give to Russell he of the absolute pitch in melody or a tuning fork and the hope that all his Christ-mases are To Margaret for her musical I suggest a copy of that famous song Arose the Fortune Teller's Ire When I Set Her Tent on or That Crystal For Joyce Harris I suggest a pair of low heeled sandals with sex appeal in other passion To Jarrett gave a zoot suit to be aesthetically Bring Midge Thomas a subscription to the No Mary Jane Rich would greatly appreciate a Get Shirl Nilson a date to the Sigma Chi To Adrian Cannon send a dove and an olive After his literary spasms published in the current we worry about And so there you have As for me it's up to I've prayed and pleaded and hoped for it please get me a pair of bobby socks and some smelling salts so I can join the Sinatra fan |
