Show Exam Blues Depress Coed As Tests Loom By Esther Felkner They say that the Finnish war is so static that the front line soldiers arc taking college courses on the That's not so Think of the heros of other great wars who do the fighters the different fraternity tongs as well as their women's auxiliary sororities have long been known to register for classes in between Rugged individuals like our football braves find side amusement in flunking English A. This year the added a new angle the Battle of the Bed All men not killed in action are decorated with a hung on the and may bluff their way through 25 more hours of Amazing Process next silly those other worldly souls who've been wandering through your classrooms sporting Beta Kappa keys and mumbling verbatim a few words from the text you never will ask you to write verbatim those same words in queer little blue The process of learning is always so amazing to Teachers always begin their enlightening courses by the announcement that they don't want you to memorize the You are in the class to learn to They then proceed to stimulate said thoughts by some rousing description of their little kiddie's first Continuation of the lectures on the average home life of a college professor only lasts 64 days of the Go day On the sixty-fifth they slap you on the back and agree with you on what a swell joke it was on you that he only got through one-tenth of the The only thing remaining to do that night is to memorize the other nine-tenths of the a la and be ready to write it next Torrid Classes Classes are so discouraging when you do go to You sign up for some scintillating a lecture course in True Story under the label of Hygiene and highly recommended by past Meanwhile the teacher's been shipped to the army and the new one's torrid descriptions make it about as exciting as learning mathematics the You begin to think it's all in the teacher's There's a certain Anthropology p who can make the of an Aztec Indian home sound like the ten best punch lines of the Beta skit which never got past the Even when you try to learn it's but You don't mind learning muscles so but when you have to conjugate 14 Latin verbs for each muscle you get a bit Most of us are the type of person who comes out of anatomy thinking Oris is just another good mouth Futility of It All Sometimes you sit down and think about the futility of it There is the one nice part about You never know until two months after the next quarter's started and the family's sold the car to send you back to school that you really weren't cut out for feeling as chipper as the proverbial Pi Phi with a Beta and Sig Nu pin respectively who finds out they're both arriving for a Christmas you pick your little orange card from the box and find it decorated with as many as the Christian war machine happy |