Show Fern Beats Head Wall In Creative Urge Quite a it is to find something to write about and be funny and Week after working and slaving and beating my both of against the It's hard on a person t Here I chained to the old editor's swivel chair what the that's what I get for not heeding my mother's warning of cut that or get a dog it's quite a problem to find a subject suitable taking into consideration the people who don't like to have their names like Jed Shields reason for the aforementioned would fill the column very and be extremely but then there's the censors again but it's a vicious cycle and the fact that nothing ever happens around Of course I could write about the senior rookies that are but G. I. those guys are what might be termed an epic in in And then I could burst into hysterical fits of joy and exultation and scream in accent wild about the Tri Delt's Cake Sale it was a delightful with the the punch and the president's face a springy emerald People were seen gorging themselves with a bit of cake the size of a mal-nutritive garden and losing their shirts gambling for high stakes over a blood thirsty game of Old I might mention the fact that forth coming is the super production Stray or Was Only the General's But She Had Her Private Not only is the Unique about to blossom but also the under the direction of Marian Don't Mind Being a But I Won't Wear Those Khaki As one of Auxiliary Bailey's lesser known cousins from one of the lesser known educational institutions in Escalante County once in a fit of that the Pen contained too much gruesome war Bailey will endeavor to make the coming Pen a shall we lacy So far in this column I have had no song and knowing you all look forward with the expectation of a housewife taking her first horse meat roast out of the I shall then sit back and watch the suicide rate go Which brings to mind a musical theme taken from Gesundheit's Opus to a M o u It i n g Feather entitled Old Black or Butcher Kissed She Called Him For Dinner That Night We Had Two Legs of i 1 us feel thrilled to be filled with patriotism but sad to leave behind us our the in Salt Lake City and all it means to us We felt that you were with us all the way and that even after |