Show Scribe Scribbles Spring Corn By JED SHIELDS With breezes blowing a gale loaded with pneumonia into the office of the no doubt famous our thoughts turn again to that time of year when a young man's fancy turns to the things he's been thinking about all winter when morons begin to think they were born upside down because their noses run and their feet And with spring comes love and love makes the world go around but so does a pint of Scotch Chi Wandering around the spring brings forth the whisperings of love and devotion for your sorry I tore your you love What do you think I'm ad We note with remorse no romance in the lives of three Chi O recently transferred from Wellesley kinfolk of Madame Can't Shy the Check virtuosos Too Young Too Dumb No Yen With the editor breathing brevity down my neck she'd quit drinking wood we cover a blank spot while we think by remembering the fellow who told the girl she was the first woman he had ever kissed as he shifted the gears with his Guess I'd better finish typing and put my shoes back on lost the fingers on my right hand when I ran into a marine at Jerry's Jump and Jive Joint how did I know he had his bayonet with Though embossed with the idea that life is one damn thing after while love is two damn things after each it seems fitting I should turn the bard and advise drags on la mour at |