| Show Coed Chatter to the Camps By Esther Felkner Dear Every quarter we cret excited about the men who'll leave and every quarter the wolves are still hanging around the tables in the ball Only this time they just seemed to be howling for the howl of not about the classes that they couldn't get It really looks as though most of them are ready to shove off in a few Boy the pins and rings have been flying around faster than beers at a Sigma Nu stag At the latest three Pi Kaps still had their pins but of course that was taken a half an hour ago so it probably tent very The weather has been perfect for morons who are paralyzed and can't feel the difference between snow and sn-tan It's discouraging and You start out in the morning set to wow the in Bio-chem with that flashy spring The sun's shining and everything's The next minute you're in the middle of an storm feeling like you had on about as clothes as Gypsy Rose Lee bubble dancer why am I having to tell after they rationed And speaking of clothes and rationing I went in to glance at some of the better play-shoe numbers the stores are selling which don't take a ration The clerk brought me a dream combination of canvass and I gave him a sweet smile and you like those better than I thought been coy as all heck until he gave my understanding a dirty look and do you like those better than Friday night is the girl's annual I really would like to be true to but our social chairman announced she could get any girl who didn't have someone in mind a blind She can forget the last number like that really knocked me mean that One of the more demonstrative commando I didn't mind so much when he knocked down the front door instead of turning the one way to get in I always And I laughed when he did three over our china closet breaking all the I thought it was pretty funny when he swung on our curtain rods for an but when he picked me up and threw me over his shoulders in his own way every time we met someone at the I cried So I decided to get my own date to the I'm thinking about dragging one of my iab They've taken on a lot of It used to be there were so many men in a zo lab that for ten experiments you could have a choice of five dates to every frat don't know when that but my grandmother likes to develop my Now the place is so devoid of men that when one of the girls walked in with levis on the other day she got mobbed like the proverbial torch singer at the fire-eater's Anyway I think this lab instructor is nice when he wonder what he's look like with its time to sign since I mentioned did you hear about the kindergarten She went up and addressed a man very She soon realized that he wasn't the man she'd mistaken him Flustered she excuse I thought you were the father of two of my See you in the |
